Felonia VonPantsuit retweeted
A Message to Albertans:
May your chains set lightly upon you. May you eagerly lick the hand that feeds, as you have so eagerly licked the boots of the laurentian cultists and feral, radicalized leftists.
Don't blame us when you're arrested for mean words online. Don't blame us when you're drowned in a sea of infinite jeets, Africans and Arabs. Don't look to us for sympathy when the government takes your property and gives it to natives or brainless third-worlders. Don't bitch when inflation rises, employment falls and you're not able to afford shelter, fuel, food and essentials.
You wanted to remain "canadian", and now, you'll experience the full range of consequences of that decision. Your freedoms will erode. Your rights will be abrogated and disappear, one at a time, into "reasonable limits" clauses and in the name of the "public good". Your children will be neglected by the system you so dearly adore, in favor of weaponized migrants. You will be replaced in your own homes, and you have nobody to blame but yourselves.
Your unearned arrogance, self-righteous egotism, sanctimonious petulance and childish gullibility will be your undoing. You will stand by and cheer as your home is conquered, because you were told it was the right thing to do. You will watch as the government you so dotingly love crushes you, and your children, beneath its heel.
We tried to give you an out. We tried to tell you, in any way we could, to stop and think about what it means to continue to live under the thumb of Ottawa and its radicalized extremists. To look ahead, using what you can see with your eyes and not what you were told to think by the system we sought Independence from. You behaved like rabid dogs, existentially offended by the very idea that someone does not share your unconditional love for those who tax us without representation, govern us against our consent and deny us political agency.
You've made your bed. Now, lie in it. Accept everything that's coming with a smile- this is what you've voted for, this is what you've chosen, and you won't listen to anything or anyone that doesn't confirm 100% of what you've been instructed to think, feel and say.
Enjoy your indentured servitude. You'll now be Ottawa's bitch for generations to come- a mere resource colony, with no political, economic or cultural agency. You've tied your neck to a millstone and cast it into the sea, all in the name of progressivism, false patriotism and a Stockholm-like desire to please a regime that despises you. You will be poor, demoralized and weak, ripe fruit to pick for China, India and communist Europe.
Enjoy.
Now, watch the "Forever canadian" rage in the comments.
Well, the vote did not go my way. So, I guess I'm planning an armed rebellion? According to some hyper-ventilating twats. I'm not. I go on living my life, talking to people. Being kind to small children and those who act like small children.
Felonia VonPantsuit retweeted
TAKE A HARD LOOK AT THIS!
Empty shelves in Palermo. No food. No milk for kids. Italy, not some far-off place.
Truckers and farmers parked over fuel at $2.40 a litre and the stores emptied fast.
This is what happens when fuel costs keep climbing and the people who move everything get priced out of the job.
Carney and the Liberals keep the taxes and the carbon tax stacked on every litre. Diesel is already punishing here. They have no intention of cutting it.
Bookmark this. I’m warning you now.
THIS IS THE FUTURE they’re building for Canada if nothing changes.
#cdnpoli
If you're offended by this, you might be the one who should really think about it, while looking in a mirror.
Felonia VonPantsuit retweeted
🇨🇦What is Alberta?🇨🇦
I was looking at the questions on the referendum ballot, and one of them asks whether Alberta should remain a province of Canada.
I found myself asking: were we ever really a province?
I say no.
We're a territory with a participation ribbon.
When did we become a province?
Meaning equal to all others.
Not just equal in law, but equal in practice.
Not in 1905, when Ottawa carved us out of the Northwest Territories without asking the people who lived here.
Territorial Premier Frederick Haultain had proposed one large province called Buffalo, covering what became Alberta and Saskatchewan, arguing it would give the West a voice in Ottawa.
Wilfrid Laurier rejected it and split the territory into two smaller provinces instead, two that would be easier to control than one that could rival Ontario.
Not in 1982, when the Constitution was rewritten and the one chance to fix the imbalance came and went.
Lougheed won a few concessions, sure, but the Senate stayed stacked, the Commons stayed tilted, and the amendment formula locked it all in.
The amendment formula makes it permanent. Most changes need seven provinces with half the population, but the Senate, the Commons, and the Supreme Court require all ten provinces to agree.
Sp the very things that keep Alberta on the outside are the things that can never be fixed without the provinces that benefit from them agreeing to give that up, rendering Alberta's problems in Confederation permanently unfixable.
If that's the way it is, then perhaps the way forward for Alberta is "so be it," because we were always on the outside anyways.
A couple historical quotes tell the story.
"The people of the North West are allowed but a degree more control of their affairs than the serfs of Siberia."
Frank Oliver, Edmonton Bulletin, 1885.
"We all desire, every patriotic Canadian desires, that the great trade of the prairie shall go to enrich our own people in the east, to build up the factories and the workshops of eastern Canada, and to contribute in every legitimate way to its prosperity."
Clifford Sifton, Minister of the Interior, 1904.
For those who are unaware or curious, start here:
PEI has about 183,000 people and 4 senators, roughly 46,000 people per senator.
Alberta has about 5 million people and 6 senators, roughly 850,000 people per senator.
A resident of PEI gets about 18 times the senatorial representation of an Albertan.
Our vote rarely matters at all, and everything is dictated to us from the East, who doesn't understand us.
We were never let in, yet we are told to sit here, close our mouths, and accept our situation in a nation that has never allowed us a full say in our own affairs.
Then we are called vicious names and traitors by our own countrymen for simply wanting change and to preserve our future, in a post-national state that refuses to answer to us.
And in this post-national state with no core identity, what is it that we're supposed to identify with?
It should also be noted that it was two Liberal judges appointed by David Lametti that squashed the separation question and turned it into a referendum on a referendum.
You see, it's not all about pipelines.
Alberta's historical grievances go back more than a hundred and forty years.
It didn't all start in 1905.
Some things never change, I suppose...
until you change them.
Vote option 2 on October 19th.
#AlbertaIndependence 🤠
Felonia VonPantsuit retweeted
The Provinces and CPC should be launching a Constitutional court challenge alleging that the Liberal government exceeds its s.91 enumerated powers by attempting join the EU without a Constitutional amendment. EU membership will impact exclusive s.92 Provincial powers. Ultra Vires
BREAKING: Prime Minister Mark Carney says Canada will launch a “new transformative alliance” with the European Union when EU leaders Ursula von der Leyen and António Costa visit Montréal later this month.
The Canada-EU summit is scheduled for Oct. 29–30, with discussions expected to build on growing cooperation in defence, critical minerals, energy, AI, space and financial services.
The proposed alliance would go beyond the existing Canada-EU trade relationship, with von der Leyen recently suggesting Canada could eventually become the EU’s first associate member.
Felonia VonPantsuit retweeted
Should Canada become an associate member of the EU?
Please share so we can get a bigger sample than Leger
1%Yes
98%No
1%Undecided
3,310 votes • Final resultsI need to apologize to Robert Downey Jr., and his wife, for the incident that occurred while I was deep in REM sleep last night. I swear I do not behave like that IRL, and it will never happen again. Mrs.RDJ, you're a lucky woman, according to my dream. Again, so sorry.
Felonia VonPantsuit retweeted
I'm 43 years old. I started playing tennis when I was 12. I have no ATP points, no sponsorships, and will never win a major championship before I die.
And some kid from Italy is number one in the world.
The system is broken.
I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.






















