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Texas and Ohio tonight
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HE IS STUNNED DAWG
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they said amy acton drink liquor and pop pills ik who getting my vote td
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if you turn back now i might call out your name
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Real people will watch this game and claim the Guardians are the organization that worships satan and not the Rays.
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The Browns genuinely sacrificed the Guardians season
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bro thinks he’s petey halpin🤣🤣🤣
An epic bat flip from Shohei Ohtani to celebrate his first home run in almost two months
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DIVISION LEAD ERASED. 2-0 SERIES DEFICIT ERASED. THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS ARE HEADED TO FLORIDA AND WE'RE LOVING EVERY GODDAMN SECOND. BUILD JOSE RAMIREZ STATUE AT EVERY STREET CORNER IN CLEVELAND. GAVIN WILLIAMS MELT MACHINE. ONTO THE ALCS LFG EAT SHIT _W1LL_ LMAO #GuardsWinHive
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You may have the Pope, but we have GOD
We have the Pope and the entire country of Japan behind us tonight. One game for the rest of our lives. Shock the world.
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the four stages of a day off: 1. i will do so much stuff. 2. later i'll do lots of stuff. 3. eventually, i'll do some stuff. 4. oh no.
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when ur team is already losing then the fucking detransitioner ad plays for the 8th time in a row
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I’m all for teams doing whatever they fan to create a home field advantage, but the Brewers putting an ad behind home plate promoting a website telling fans to boo the Padres’ starting pitcher is a little classless imo
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A 7 y/o smoking a cigarette just called me a slur outside Fred Meyer. Snohomish, WA.
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THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS ARE BACK ATOP THE CENTRAL DIVISION. BUILD ROCCHIO STATUE DIRECTLY ON PITCHERS MOUND NOW. DEMON PETEY HALPIN FROM THE ABSOLUTE GALLOWS LMAOOOOOO THE MARCH TO OCTOBER RACES ON AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE THE GODDAMN CLEVELAND GUARDIANS #GuardsWinHive
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8 hour shift with homework due after
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mouse absolutely locked in on ice age while i get mad at the guardians game
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GOOD MORNING. YOUR CLEVELAND GUARDIANS HAVE WON 7 STRAIGHT GAMES AND CONTINUE TO SHOCK THE NATION WHEN THE SEASON FEELS DEAD. JOSE RAMIREZ BACK. BUILD KWAN STATUE NOW. #MONKEYINACOAT DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK LETS WIN THE CENTRAL YEAAAAAAAA MARTIN #GuardsWinHive
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A lot of people misinterpret the lyrics to Born In The USA. When Bruce Springsteen says “Send me off to a foreign land to go and kill the yellow man” he’s talking about Springfield and Homer Simpson.
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