Joe Fox

I ate fried chicken and went on a boat today it was pretty great

I was called fantastic and awesome today so it’s never too late for Q1 to not be a dick

I named my new toilet after my boss today but like in a really great way – at South Carolina, USA

Waiting 35 minutes to return one thing that takes 5 seconds = the nail in the coffin @TMobile 👋👋👋

I’ve turned my porch into a fucking hummingbird sanctuary where my cute ass Flit friends at

Tryna fix my washing machine yellin’ at Alexa to play Britney what’s good

It’s pinned it’s here y’all enjoy

Someone literally gave me a lump of coal today and it was the best thing ever

Fuck I’m starting to watch CNN again

Whenever I change the hummingbird feeder they’re the happiest things in the world and so am I 🌺

Listening to Enya and making bacon... just checking in

Super low grade importance but I found 51 shark teeth today and looking for them is like my gambling – at Folly Beach, SC

I got a sunburn today and it felt so right – at South Carolina, USA

Crazy when "in other news" literally just means "I'm gonna tell you about the weather real quick and that's all"

I turned on the #DemDebate and Joe Biden is just yelling. Like, I can't.

I love dorking out on shit like this. Viva! amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/02/02/w… – at South Carolina, USA

Sure why not... Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary – at South Carolina, USA

Got an Alexa for Xmas so now when I say “I’m here for you” she asks “are you my daddy?” No, baby, but keep on asking

First time voting in CHS and so proud to do so. I’m good at mayors.