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Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $15M in the lottery today?

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What's the most ridiculous thing you've done just because you liked someone?

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MEN: your wife got pregnant by another man by mistake. as a good husband, what will you do??

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@ohhanxietyOct 27

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why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?

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If every animal became horse-sized overnight, which would be the biggest nightmare?

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@ohhanxietyOct 25

If she's a slut for 15 men, what's he for 20 women? Funny how the rules change for men 🤷‍♀️

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@ohhanxietyOct 24

Without using a calculator, what happens in your head when you add 58+37?

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Are you still a fan of Italy Prime Minister Georgia Meloni

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Before praising the flying Tesla, ask yourself what problem it actually solves.

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Does anyone know what this is ??

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What habit immediately reveals that a person grew up in a poor family?

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I see 7... But I'm pretty sure I'm missing some.

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one reason you come to X every day?

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Fun fact: you're probably someone's crush and have absolutely no idea

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I've done 4 and you?

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Be honest, Where do you see yourself in 30 minutes??

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you could add 3 languages to your brain overnight, which ones would you pick?

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