Andy

Brides eh? Always trying to be the centaur of attention.

Scotland v Switzerland commentator: “Binks. Welsh for Paterson.” Now I’m no expert on the Welsh language, but I don’t think that’s right.

Who knew Hearts had Hans Eskilsson up front again?

It’ll never not be annoying when a game has been sold out for weeks then there are loads of empty seats when the game is on. #hmfc

Morpeth

Yes paña.

It worked!!!!

Ferran Torres has come on for Spain in every game in the World Cup. He’s a fantastic player and a handsome bastard, but has stunk the place out in every game.

Yamal and Messi have been anonymous, so clearly one of them will win it. #WorldCup

Come on Spain, Trump needs his nap. #WorldCup

Not sure about the players, but I’ve tightened up during this half time break. #WorldCup

How did Trump get on the pitch??? Sorry, wrong muppet. #WorldCup

Could we not have got a famous Spanish singer to come on and do “La La” to the anthem? #WorldCup

This time, Tom Cruise’s Mission Impossible is to make me give a shit about this nonsense when I just want them to get on with the football. #WorldCup

That would have been some game last night if France had tried in the first half. #WorldCup

Pay Tuchel the big bucks to take England to the next level. Finish a World Cup semi final lumping high balls up to Dan Burn.

Football(er)s coming home.

What’s going on with the sound BBC? Sounds like there’s nobody there. #EngvArg #WorldCup

Happy birthday to me!