Just be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy. They'll be nice to you.
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Watching “making the cut” and I’m not sure I care less about Heidi’s opinion than I do Jeremy Scott. Glad he found a new thing!
Can't help but feel like the greatest thing that unites our country today is the legions of crusaders on Nextdoor. It's like the 127 comments on a Facebook post of a sunset from my 72 year-old mother. Just more public. (Spoiler: people BIG MAD at the dirt bikes cruising the city)
I've been on an unsubscribing spree to bring serenity to my inbox. Let me just say, if you or your company sends an email to *confirm* you've successfully unsubscribed, you should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
In the year of our lord 2022, I just watched La La Land and cried. I also bought a new bar cart. Sunday!
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If I taught Econ, I’d use the porn ban on onlyfans to explain economic collapse to my students. They’d surely understand it quickly.
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Honestly cannot remember the last time I stopped chewing on my pen because I thought "Wait, whose pen is this? Didn't I just drop it on my office floor?"
Well, good to know despite #COVIDweight, I still look thinner in my 2001 Patagonia Synchilla Snap.
Texans: "Let's burn the babies blocks to stay warm."
Ted Cruz: "See ya, losers! It's margarita time!"
Watching a series called “Mediterranean Life” where expat house shoppers say things like “it’s amazing. I wear a bathing suit during the day and don’t have to go to the office.” and I get to shout “Wait until coronavirus!” has become a thing I do.
I mean, same, girl: "I feel like if the coronavirus would get even more serious and like wipe out a large amount of people, I might as well be somewhere having fun," Henkel told NBC News in a message." nbcnews.to/2W68c6n
Getting a confirmation email for unsubscribing to an email list is up there with feeling the moisture from another person's sneeze on the subway.
