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The company that makes M&Ms owns your vet and your dog's checkup went from $60 to $140 because of it Not a metaphor. Mars, the candy company, owns Banfield, VCA, BluePearl, and about 3,000 animal hospitals in America. It is the largest veterinary owner on earth. The place with the local vet's name on the sign was bought years ago and kept the sign because the sign is worth more than the vet Private equity and corporations now own the majority of vet practices in most metro areas. Vet prices are up about 60% since 2016, roughly double the rate of everything else you buy Here's how a corporate clinic makes money on your dog: The exam is $89 now. Bloodwork is "recommended" for every visit. The dental cleaning that used to be $300 is $1,200 with anesthesia monitoring. There's a checklist. The vet is paid on production. She's a good person who went to school for 8 years to help animals and now has a quota And when the bill hits $2,400 and you start crying, the front desk slides a brochure across the counter CareCredit. "0% for 12 months" Read the back. It's deferred interest. If you don't pay the full balance by day 365, they charge you interest going back to day one at 26.99% to 32.99%. Miss the deadline by one day on a $2,400 balance and you owe about $700 in interest that was invisible until the moment it wasn't. The card is issued by Synchrony, who runs the same trap at your dentist, your LASIK place, and the furniture store The 0% on the vet's counter and the 0% on a business credit card are two completely different products with the same two characters. One is a loan where the interest is hiding. The other is a loan where the interest is actually zero and the bank makes its money elsewhere. Almost nobody knows the difference and the brochure is designed to keep it that way What to do when the dog is sick and the number is huge: Ask for the itemized estimate. Ask which items are required versus recommended. Ask if there's an independent vet in the area. There's usually one 20 minutes away charging 40% less because nobody in Virginia is taking a cut If you have to finance it, a real 0% card with no deferred interest clause beats CareCredit every single time. Same 12 months. No trap on day 366 A candy company bought the animal hospital, raised the price, and then lent you the money to pay it at 30%. That's the whole loop (i delete the CareCredit collections and fix the score. 30-90 days. link in bio)