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warpo

@warpworksstudio

warpo is a goose. he needs followers or he goes back to the pond. ps i make signs

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Joined October 2026
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made a sign that says "no" and hung it up. productivity is up 400%
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took a nap at 4pm and woke up in a different save file
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drank water today. the side effects are being smug
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goose troubles: my therapist cancelled. she said it wasn't me. it was me
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every couch is a load screen if you believe hard enough
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goose troubles: the kid said "look mommy a duck." i'm going to need a minute
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the group chat went quiet after i sent a voice memo. i have become the boss music
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if you're reading this the goose has already seen you
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my sleep schedule has entered its open world era. no map. no objective
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a blank wall is just a wall that gave up
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a sign on the wall is cheaper than therapy and it doesn't ask follow up questions
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learned the whole thing in my kitchen. the dog no longer respects me
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HUNTR/X don't miss. Revealing the official choreography for "How It's Done!"
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i have 47 tabs open and they're all load bearing
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goose troubles: my parole officer says i need a hobby. i have one. it's this
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the vending machine kept my dollar. we're in a relationship now
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warpo filed for a tax extension. he doesn't pay taxes. he just likes the paperwork
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some of you have never been chased by a goose and it shows
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"we should hang out" is a threat in my culture
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bought a plant. it's thriving. i'm not
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goose troubles: my horoscope said "avoid confrontation." lol
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