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this keeps happening
Toddler girl fighting for life after being stabbed in face by stranger at bus stop who cops say was previously ruled unfit to stand trial after stabbing two other children trib.al/jUtE0wg
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Did you know Russia is also responsible for all those single socks that go missing in the laundry.
Russia interfered in the Brexit referendum in 2016, says Burnham trib.al/cReHnGZ
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Attention Young Men:
Every woman is entitled to your unconditional devotion because they can have SEX with you.
So give up anything that gives you joy in this hell world and devote your life to watching paint dry until you want to off yourself so you can have SEX, VIRGIN.
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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>“Vitamin D3 is rat poison” in Q4 2026
Instead of consuming rat poison this winter (Vitamin D3 supplements), do this:
> Accukulate as much sun as possible in the summer months
> Fly to a warm country in winter if possible
> Get as much sun on your skin as possible
> Eat a high fat diet
> Consume fatty fish, eggs and dairy for sufficient Vitamin D
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Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20-year-old women for some reason. But none of them are going on dates! This is clearly your fault. Here’s how you stop being lame.
Step 1: Stop playing the Pokemans
Step 2: Go to a local mall (where all the youths hang out) to find a girl
Step 3: Tell her you think she’s a grooovy chick
Step 4: Ask her to the sock hop or to get a milkshake at the soda shop
Step 5: When she says yes, do a cool skateboard trick and say “Far out man!”
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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software “engineers”: “ah cool I can get a lot done!”
lawyers: “ah cool I can drink more!”
electrical engineers: “excellent! The models can accelerate electronics work a lot now!”
mathematicians: “the west has fallen. The lord has forsaken me. Billions must die”
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A Somali is genuinely bragging about how his people killed 20 Americans who were delivering food to his starving nation amid a famine
This is their greatest achivement lmao
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i was watching this waiting for Epstein and Charlie Kirk to appear completely not knowing this was actually posted by big yahu
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"Regardless of my feelings on the Buffet fight, KJH is probably going to nerf it. I just hope the nerfs aren't too harsh or anything."
Live footage of Buffet getting nerfed:
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"beat before the nerf" but did you beat before the nerf and without burn/tremor.....
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>Game where enemies will actively rush you if they detect that you're behind cover and trying to reload/low on health
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Germany's former head of intelligence out of nowhere:
"Sir, the former president of our secret services has been caught spying for a foreign government!"
"Horrible! How could something like that possibly happen? A very sophisticated foreign agency must be at work here. Was it Russia?"
"No, sir."
"That's surprising. Was he spying for the USA?"
"No, sir, that's..."
"China! I knew it. We have to be more care-"
"It was Azerbaijan! Azerbaijan, sir!"
"...Azerbaijan."
"Y-Yes, sir."
"A tiny nation from the Caucasus compromised one of our most important intelligence officials? Someone who was meant to protect us from Russia and China?"
"..."
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THEY NERFED FUCKING EVERYTHING!
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