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My Own Worst Nightmare

@whyrobynwhy

Given the opportunity, I would destroy David Schwimmer in a bread pudding eating contest.

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What if I told you that there's a place called Schrödinger's Bakery where you can have your cake and eat it, too?
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A quick and dirty lesson on the consequences of poor kerning:
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As far as my favorite days of the year to dress up in a "sexy" costume and consume an obscene amount of candy, Halloween doesn't even crack my top ten.
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The shebang, I regret to inform you, is less than whole.
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As far as my favorite days of the year to dress up in a "sexy" costume and consume an obscene amount of candy, Halloween doesn't even crack my top ten.
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It's that time of the year when my thoughts are dominated by the image of Peter Lorre devouring an infant-sized soft pretzel.
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Funny you should ask.
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Alvin Lu@alvinluOct 28
If you read a lot of Asian and/or Asian American fiction, doing this means that everything will be taking place in the 1980s, which is pretty cool.
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Unless explicitly stated otherwise, I assume that all of the characters in the books I read have permed hair.
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I can't help but feel that my life would be dramatically improved by a few strategically placed trapdoors.
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Unless explicitly stated otherwise, I assume that all of the characters in the books I read have permed hair.
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Georgia O'Keeffe@artistokeeffeOct 27
Clam and mussel #artbots #okeeffe
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My Own Worst Nightmare@whyrobynwhyOct 16
Eat your heart out, Sylvia Plath.
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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My Own Worst Nightmare@whyrobynwhy15 Nov 2021
Poetry is the gateway drug to the Moon.
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The shebang, I regret to inform you, is less than whole.
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My Own Worst Nightmare@whyrobynwhyOct 23
When Van Halen's "Jump" segues into Kris Kross's "Jump"
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My Own Worst Nightmare@whyrobynwhyOct 25
Replying to @TomSnarsky @Plague_Circus @visitBORH @thirtywestph @twchapbooks
Sam Cooke
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My Own Worst Nightmare@whyrobynwhyOct 25
Here's a horrifying thought: What if the therapist who told me to "just eat a sandwich" was right?
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Lacan sans contexte@Lacan_nocontextOct 24
We know that beauty limps.
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Here's a horrifying thought: What if the therapist who told me to "just eat a sandwich" was right?
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Funny you should ask.
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