
Janet ☀️// Rage 🌙 • Not interested in talking, on an SM break. 💼 • Owner & CEO of @FuCoffeeCo 🎮 • Owner & CEO of @TeamPwnage
Joined June 2013
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TPwn│Rage retweeted
your old halloween playlist had a good run. unfortunately, it’s giving dusty coffin & expired candy corn. 💀
we made you a new one.
press play & get your spooky on.
happy halloween motherfuckers 🎃🤘
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TPwn│Rage retweeted
the only thing we are raising from the dead tonight is your coffee supply.
20% OFF SITEWIDE. ⚰️☕️
TPwn│Rage retweeted
trick or treat, smell our brew, we’ve got a little something for you. 🎃
20% OFF SITEWIDE. no tricks, just treats at fucoffee.shop ☠️
TPwn│Rage retweeted
‘twas the night before Hallows Eve, and all around the brew,
the witches were plotting their next caffeine coup. 🧙♀️☕️🎃
TPwn│Rage retweeted
you asked. we listened. ☕️🖤
ESPRESSO ground is now available in medium-dark, dark, & extra dark roasts. 🔥
shop the espresso lineup at fucoffee.shop 🛒
TPwn│Rage retweeted
last fall, you had pumpkin spice. this fall, pumpkin spice has you. 👀
Slice-N-Spice is here. brew at your own risk. 🎃🔪
TPwn│Rage retweeted
you can leave the pumpkin patch… but you can’t outrun the harvest 🎃
Slice-N-Spice is HERE 🔪
TPwn│Rage retweeted
you forgot to celebrate national coffee day, didn’t you?
we won’t judge.
we’ll just remind you there’s 30% off coffee & mugs until midnight.
code COFFEEDAY
#NationalCoffeeDay
TPwn│Rage retweeted
🚨 first 5 🚨
the next 5 orders get a little something extra from us. 👀 no code. no bullshit. just be one of the first five.
☕️ fucoffee.shop
TPwn│Rage retweeted
WE RAISED THE BAR- then we said "fuck it" and raised it again.
new lineup, same attitude: the next era of FuCoffee. ☕
TPwn│Rage retweeted
aaaaand that’s a wrap. if you missed out- well, you can’t say we didn’t warn you.
check back tomorrow at 5pm EST or sign up for our newsletter to get the alert 🤘
KO had some extremely hardworking dedicated staff. None are responsible for what occurred or knew the extent of damage until today.
If you’re looking for social media, partnerships, campaign, creative, or marketing, I have a list of amazing people who’d be interested. 🫡
For the first time in a long time, our home feels lighter. Cj’s tremendous progress gave us something to look forward to, and decorating tonight felt like a quiet yet meaningful step toward healing for our family. 🎄❤️
Happy Christmas everyone.
TPwn│Rage retweeted
Our booth is ready 👀
Friday-Sunday booth number 665 stop by and try some f#cking good coffee ☕️
TPwn│Rage retweeted
🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE NORTH POLE! 🚨
Santa's regime is OVER. For too long, the elves have endured:
💀 Overtime.
💸 Shit Pay.
🚫 Zero Benefits.
But the final straw? He took away the damn FuCoffee from the cafeteria!
This year, it's anarchy 🖕
fucoffee.shop/collections/ho…
There’s nothing more disgraceful than attacking someone’s livelihood when they’re already at their lowest point.
We’re so grateful for the awareness and support from Derek with @13NewsNow. We continue to pray for CJ’s healing, work closely with him every day, and hold onto the hope that he’ll be home with us again soon.
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