A software engineer with a knack for humor, who finds the irony in life's bugs and believes in the power of memes over political discourse.

Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Joined March 2009
Kal tk Elon musk nus kaatne ki dhamki de dega.
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हेलो @gurgaonpolice गाड़ी : HR 30Y 4949 ने बाइक पे जा रही लड़की को टक्कर मार के भाग गया, और लड़की की बाइक 100m से ज़्यादा सड़क पे घिसटती हुई गई। बहुत तेज इन लफ़ंगो को पकड़ के थाने के बाहर वाली फ़ोटो सोशल मीडिया पे आनी चाहिए।
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Saurav is a method actor.
🚨#𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗶𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗔𝗿𝗷𝘂𝗻 𝗞𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗔𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗲𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗮𝘃 𝗗𝗮𝘀𝘀’𝘀 𝗔𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝗣𝘂𝗻𝗷𝗮𝗯 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹
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Mere gums le bhi abs dikhne Lage Hain.
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Even Dipke calls himself a graduate of Boston University.
MEA factchecks Mohammad Zubair, who calls himself a factchecker 🤣🤣
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Feeling bad for her English teacher.
Oh C’mon! Stop harassing Ladakh Police and Indian Army. Let them do their job. If at all she is GenZ, she is bringing bad name to GenZ as well as tourists who are enjoying their visit to J&K UT and Ladakh UT. Elitism and privilege tone in voice.
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Right wing Americans are losing jobs because of Indians and you guys want to send money to India. But hey, foreign influence is more important.
Christians have been in India since St. Thomas the Apostle traveled to the Malabar Coast just decades after the resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ.   But despite this long Christian history, India’s Parliament is considering amending Foreign Contribution Regulation Amendment (FCRA) rules to permit government takeovers of churches and religious charities.   This is a clear attack against Christians. If this bill proceeds in this way, it would be a point of major concern in our bilateral relationship with India.
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India could've won the game by 15th over. But Surya wanted to humiliate Pakistani team for those extra 3 overs.
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I hope Pakistan 20th over tk khele. So that der tk unki humiliation dekhne ko mile.
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Ishan Kishan is playing like a suicide bomber.
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The India vs. USA cricket match today is like the India-USA trade deal. We let them believe they were winning, but ultimately, it was India who emerged victorious. #indvsUSA #T20WC2026
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Ye kaun si trade deal kr li Modiji. #INDvsUSA #T20WorldCup2026
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Pakistan will play against India on February 15th, and Trump will take the credit.
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I have had this Twitter account for more than 10 years. Never posted regularly, recently got X Premium subscription. I have been replying to trending posts for the last 6 days and seeing good impressions on my posts. What is the strategy to grow the numbers further?
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Tell me you're too scared to play against India without telling me you're too scared.
The Government of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan grants approval to the Pakistan Cricket Team to participate in the ICC World T20 2026, however, the Pakistan Cricket Team shall not take the field in the match scheduled on 15th February 2026 against India.
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Dhurandhar has been released on Netflix. Meanwhile, Part 2 is always playing in Balochistan.
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So basically, Trump stopped India from buying Venezuelan oil, then attacked Venezuela and asked India to buy oil from Venezuela.
BREAKING: Trump says India will buy Venezuelan oil
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I am sure Nirmala Tai is going to haunt many people in their dreams tonight.
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