the pervert, blexas🔞 retweeted
Saving pictures of industrial shredders on the basis of how much sexual arousal they illicit in me
watch out pharma there's a sparkeater it's gonna get you oh noo #valveplug
if texas turns blue i'll draw first aid pussy i'll draw whoever's pussy ever i don't care. oh my god
if i HYPOTHETICALLY ordered custom condoms as a little JOKE for myself would it be funniest to make them a) health initiative-themed with the autobot cross symbol or b) optimus prime-themed. (optimus voice) autobots..roll on…the condom
the pervert, blexas🔞 retweeted
my boner molded off #moldtwt
the spark/chamber is the heart but so is the fuel pump. energon is blood but also goes through their digestive system. plating analogous to skin but a separate sensory network. things like pain transmittance can be turned off entirely through software. man i love tf fanon
Replying to @Machin3_Elf
ikr!! it’s really so fun how they can bounce back from anything. cartoons at heart. additionally they have just enough (fanmade/canon) analogies to human anatomy that you can play around with a ton of those concepts realistic-consequence-free
amputation’s gotta be the most objectively funny fetish i’ve seen in regards to tf valveplug..no moral conundrum just reattach them bro nbd they lose limbs as a hobby
what do you call the position of ward manager at delphi medical outpost on messatine. a footjob !!! hehehe. he
sometimes it feels like nobody but me cares about ambulon sex fml bro why did i have to get invested in how this orange thing fucks








