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witchyexol

@witchyexol

i write mean tweets i boycott a bunch of shit i listen to music and watch tv & movies & read a bunch of books📚 I'm strange so please lower your expectations

 sleepdeprived and unhinged
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Joined November 2022
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A thread of my favourite kaisoo fanfics and where to find them
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violet (@moonlitgeto) profile picture
violet@moonlitgeto3h
The concept of saying this on hitler’s app
Robie ⚢ (@anglsfrvrangls) profile pictureRobie ⚢@anglsfrvrangls10h
“Ao3 will be down!” why should I care about the pedo app
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Why didn’t the dad let his son be Mario then or yall only got shit to say about women
thatstarwarsgirl (@thatstarwarsgrl) profile picturethatstarwarsgirl
@thatstarwarsgrlOct 28
The difference between having a narcissistic mother VS a happy family
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American thinks property is more important than the lives of children. In other news — water, wet.
SpookyMedia 🎃 (@holybeaverton) profile pictureSpookyMedia 🎃@holybeavertonOct 27
>At least we don’t have school shoot- oh
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...and if i said blind boxes are another way to normalize gambling
Mace 💀 (@grabbagmidi) profile pictureMace 💀@grabbagmidi21h
why is everything blind boxes now, what if i just want a specific guy
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If I had a dollar for every joke I made about hating men, I would have $0 because I am not joking.
tobiz (@dddxditach) profile picturetobiz@dddxditachOct 27
Girl humour be like “i hate men”🤣🤣😭😭
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Meg (@_nomadic_soul) profile picture
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@_nomadic_soulOct 28
No, the house is not my job. I was not hired for this position, nor am I paid, have sick or vacation days, or an HR department to file complaints with. Not a job.
OLAF MARTIÑEZ (@OlanBreecy) profile pictureOLAF MARTIÑEZ@OlanBreecyOct 28
Replying to @_nomadic_soul
The house is your job. If you have a job outside the home and family, THAT'S where you're fucking up. That's on you.
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my sympathy for the leaders of AI companies who are losing billions as we speak
Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov) profile pictureRamin Nasibov
@RaminNasibovSep 17
Name one thing you could fit inside this bag:
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🐻@woman0fwise9h
Men's oppression be like: "I can't get a girlfriend and I can't get laid. I hate accountability."
Marxism-Incelism (@potatocel2) profile pictureMarxism-Incelism
@potatocel2Oct 29
Replying to @Odetteforwomyn
I don't care how many times you get cat called. Your pain and can never compare to ours.
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Gabrielle Blair (@designmom) profile picture
Gabrielle Blair@designmom5h
Myth: Men are the primary protectors of women and children. Truth: Men are the primary predators of women and children.
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He didn’t go after the father he had a grudge against or the son but instead went after the girl, misogyny is truly everywhere for those who have eyes to see it
ᵐᵉᵒʷ (@bellaislovely_) profile pictureᵐᵉᵒʷ
@bellaislovely_15h
Farm murder horror as girl, 17, is fed to pigs while still ALIVE 'after being beaten and raped by worker who held a grudge against her father' trib.al/kh4powy
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luke✰ (@lukestaydipped) profile picture
luke✰
@lukestaydipped16h
And men wonder why women pick the bear
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dea 𓆈 (@ch8rileon) profile picture
dea 𓆈@ch8rileon6h
god please take all of ao3’s maintenance issues & give it to chatgpt
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️Alexa🪼 (@HalaAlexa) profile picture
️Alexa🪼@HalaAlexa8h
Mbappe faced days of harassment simply for riding a bike on his rest days… Mourinho even had to come out and defend him. 😭😭😭😭 You need to leave your Twitter bubble, seriously.
TobyWrites (@tobyasky) profile pictureTobyWrites
@tobyasky11h
Mbappe? Hate? I’m genuinely confused here? He has not received 1/10 hate that Vini has faced. He hasn’t even touched 1/5 hate that 19 year old Lamine Yamal has faced. Mbappe and hate cannot be in the same sentence, please abeg.
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"this piece of art is blasphemous" christians in real life tell homosexuals to kill themselves i don't care if someone pissed inside of a church
lazarus (@almejadeplata) profile picturelazarus@almejadeplata18h
"This is blasphemous and unholy" that is THE POINT !! these pieces are meant to be blasphemous !!!!!!!!!
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migueldiman (@miguelddiman) profile picture
migueldiman@miguelddiman16h
imagina ser uma criança nos estados unidos e ter que aprender a diferença entre bala de doce e bala de arma antes mesmo de aprender a tabuada
Derivau (@Naiuan26) profile pictureDerivau@Naiuan26Oct 27
Replying to @Altrocius
French when they’re asked to name an influential city in their country other than Paris
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Vale :): (@AlonelyPhantom) profile picture
Vale :):@AlonelyPhantom13h
immagina scrivere questo quando sei americano e anche un’insulsa tabaccheria in Francia ha più anni del tuo intero Stato, probabilmente anche il mio palazzo è stato costruito prima che l’America fosse tale 💀💀💀
Derivau (@Naiuan26) profile pictureDerivau@Naiuan26Oct 27
Replying to @Altrocius
French when they’re asked to name an influential city in their country other than Paris
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americani quando gli si chiede di indicare Parigi sulla mappa
Derivau (@Naiuan26) profile pictureDerivau@Naiuan26Oct 27
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americanos quando você os pergunta algo sobre a cultura deles sem ser obesidade, racismo e massacre
Derivau (@Naiuan26) profile pictureDerivau@Naiuan26Oct 27
Replying to @Altrocius
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Do americans think everyone in the world is dumb like them ?
Derivau (@Naiuan26) profile pictureDerivau@Naiuan26Oct 27
Replying to @Altrocius
French when they’re asked to name an influential city in their country other than Paris
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𝐉𝐀𝐘 (@fwjayy29) profile picture
𝐉𝐀𝐘@fwjayy2921h
Competing with the younger generation ❌ Robbing the younger generation of what they deserve ✅
Smilley (@smilleyyy1235) profile pictureSmilley
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5th 9th
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