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If you take a little sexiness and divide it by some coolness add a tad craziness and subtract a little weirdness it will equal to my awesomeness

London, England
Joined March 2020
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Need a professional way to say "I do not care, don't mention this to me again"
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My definition of self-care lately is checking out of anything that mentally and emotionally drains me. Adulthood is really that phase where you realise how important protecting your sanity is.
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We have one life! Do what makes your soul happy! 🎨 ctto Peijin
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Good morning my friends. ☕️ Happy Monday, Happy new week ☀️🌻 bad hair day oh well
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The quickest way to spot a fool is by observing how fast they pass judgment without even bothering to get into the details.
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“If something takes less than two minutes, do it immediately”
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Not sure why my account has unfollowed… apologies
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I was looking for love until I realized I smile at strangers, wave at babies , pray when an ambulance drives by. I am love.❤️🫶
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In Thailand’s Nakhon Nayok province, a baby elephant fell into a drain, its panicked mother tried to rescue it and injured herself People teamed up for this dramatic rescue unfolded
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Judging others is a waste of time but people judge because it’s easier than doing anything constructive and meaningful.
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expectation dissolves, like mist at dawn we learn to ask for less, expect less and yet there always seems to be that tiny, lingering, hopeful light that refuses to be swallowed by the dark
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Saint Émilion and chill… That 👊
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The iPhone might be the slowest at innovation but it is the fastest at draining your bank account.
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choose to be happy always. Take more pictures. Document your life. Save your memories. Cherish literally every moment because life has no rewind.
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Whose got that Friday Feeling ?? Send me some coffee love ❤️ Good morning Darlings☕️
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You could fool the world, but you can't fool your fucking heart...
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After years of hustle, it's official — I can finally prefix #Advocate before my name. A new chapter begins! 📚👨‍⚖️ #LawyerLife #AdvocateModeOn"
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“Take this vitamin with food.” Takes a couple of squares of chocolate first.
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Coffee and toast with the hummingbirds or gtfo
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