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Joined January 2026
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The Citizen just exposed a vet SCANDAL over a pug named ChaCha ChaCha’s family paid to have the terminally ill pup put down 7 MONTHS AGO and got the “ashes” back ChaCha was ALIVE the whole time, secretly taken home by a clinic worker Once the cover was blown, the PERFECTLY HEALTHY pup was euthanized for real No fees because the vet is in the wrong. A vet board complaint is coming, and the Georgian government is getting involved. thecitizen.com/2026/10/12/fa…
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A Georgia family discovered their dog alive on Facebook months after agreeing to have him euthanized. Rebecca Belote said her 4-year-old Pug, Cha Cha, had been taken home by a veterinary clinic employee and appeared to have recovered. After the family demanded answers, the clinic took him back and euthanized him, according to Belote. The family has filed a complaint with the Georgia State Board of Veterinary Medicine.
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The new South Park episode features real previously unseen GTA 6 gameplay footage with Rockstar credited at the end of the episode.
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Here's the full new look at GTA 6 from South Park Driving and throwing dog poo gameplay 💩 This character is voiced by Tish Hicks, the GTA V gameplay voice over lady.
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Here's the new GTAVI gameplay edited with South Park scenes removed out, just completely raw gameplay
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GTA 6 will allow you to pick up dog shit and throw it at people. You’ll also be able to smell it through the PS5 controller. Plays Best on PS5.
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A child has been arrested because the miserable bastard called @Conservatives councillor Simon Bennett of the City of Wolverhampton Council @cllrsimonp is so weak that he couldn't handle been mocked as a rabbit! This is absolutely sick and you Simon are an absolute disgraceful piece of garbage! Here the image for all to see, WE WILL NOT BE POLICED BY PATHETIC CRY BABIES Is this what you've become @KemiBadenoch arresting children been comical! @adam
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UK Councillor Simon Bennett gets offended by a meme and orders the cops to arrest a 15 year old
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They are coming for ur memes 🐰 🥕
PSA It is VERY ILLEGAL to alter this mans picture in the UK Whatever you do, please DO NOT alter or satirize this picture in any way. The UK police would REALLY not like that.
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Be Councillor Simon Bennett: - make West Midlands Police arrest a child for a meme - witness the same meme appear all over the internet - delete your social media Until Simon grows a pair, you'll need to WhatsApp all memes to 07973 665277 📲
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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Every police officer above the rank of Inspector needs sacking. They are beyond saving allowing arrests like this to take place. If that doesn’t sort it, sack all the Inspectors too.
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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What a time to be alive 🐰
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The state of the UK
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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The absolute state of the UK right now
PSA It is VERY ILLEGAL to alter this mans picture in the UK Whatever you do, please DO NOT alter or satirize this picture in any way. The UK police would REALLY not like that.
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UK Conservative Councillor Simon Bennett 🐰😂
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JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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This is Simon Bennett, a Conservative Councillor for Wolverhampton. He reported a 15-year-old to the police for online trolling. He is a 100% certified GARGANTUAN, snowflake, snivelling wanker.
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UK Councilor Simon Bennett is a Communist that hates the British people.
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The Pink Coin for Men 👨 Movember is almost here, raising awareness for men’s mental health and cancer prevention. Last year, a Movember coin surpassed $1M, with the dev donating directly. Now, Movember is listed on donate.gg. In an industry that’s 98% male, this is a cause we can all rally behind. With Movember’s active X presence, there’s real potential for visibility and impact. FQZn3AikRWqpKWzSFJAdDNcT6BEMCwGKjcGoKMCapump
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Basket szn on Stonklana.
We launched the first 5 tradable baskets on @solana $111M traded 2,2k memes launched $482k in rewards to meme holders 18k holders solana:ysPp2Bt2j2UQu2tZwtSJz7JxyrmQ8GJcNJE5NyDoS5a solana:6s2umN1sqM8mS8ERRmt9cqcFwAoWu5ofma7DN3KfFiue solana:5MQhtwFmgwZugLUaA7JRzGptrdCURormQLERHo7Av3JT solana:7V1evjzUMFi4QDK7kAntcfdr9MyYC6S5bvsUCtxX1dSJ solana:58QyXQ1UDgHh64EiTsCeevVM9cLPqBDNf3qZE6EdfUhZ Hold. Trade Launch with them on @LaunchonSF Auto-Rebalanced Which basket next? app.diversifi.trade
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