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sheldon

@wordsmidt

Chandler, as in Raymond Chandler, but also not really

Joined April 2009
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. had to come back to this HELLSCAPE bc the only way companies listen to u now is if u post ab them on social media. @DrinkSparkletts & @ReadyRefresh combined under @PrimoWater and now they won’t let me leave…. i don’t want this service any longer (bc they’re owned by Nestle)…
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and i can’t get a human being on the phone. they won’t answer my emails. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME CANCEL!!! it’s been WEEKS! PLEASE IM BEGGING
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me, highly doubting that: I highly doubt that….
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and just like that my parents aint gettin grandchildren
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fighting the urge to ask the person i’ve been dating for 3 months to marry me bc we’re all gonna die and it can’t be crazier than the current state of the world but also….. that would mean admitting i have feelings
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The #DodgerDog we need rn @DodgersNation
sheldon (@wordsmidt) profile picturesheldon@wordsmidt31 Oct 2024
Dodger dog 🤙🏻 @Dodgers
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Dodger dog 🤙🏻 @Dodgers
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@DodgersNation
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important text from mom
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“best shots in cinema history” ??? this hasn’t even been released yet!!!! – at Burbank, CA
Really Good Movies (@reallygoodmvs) profile pictureReally Good Movies@reallygoodmvs10 Apr 2024
Replying to @reallygoodmvs
2/24 Joker 2 Directed by Todd Phillips
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Julius Caesar when he was ransomed by pirates: – at California, USA
Mt. St. Helens (@MtStHelensWA) profile pictureMt. St. Helens@MtStHelensWA30 Mar 2024
I know my worth. And it ain’t $10
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bonnie and clyde finally got a happy ending 🥹 – at Los Angeles, CA
Fascinating (@fasc1nate) profile pictureFascinating
@fasc1nate25 Mar 2024
In 2003, two men stole a parked Boeing 727 from Luanda International Airport and flew away into the sunset. They've never been found.
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u want me to stop? in the name of LOVE??? ooooo i’m sooooo scared 🙄 – at Los Angeles, CA
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life is a highway — are we there yet??? – at Ensenada, Baja California
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I'm serious when I say I'll never be over this. #Oscars2024
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Deadline
@DEADLINE8 Mar 2024
EXCLUSIVE: Madeline Brewer has been cast in Netflix’s hit psychological drama ‘You’ for the show’s fifth and final season deadline.com/2024/03/madelin…
Madeline Brewer To Star In Netflix’s ‘You’ For Fifth & Final Season

Madeline Brewer To Star In Netflix’s ‘You’ For Fifth & Final Season

'The Handmaid's Tale' Star Madeline Brewer Joins Cast Of Netflix's 'You' For Fifth & Final Season

deadline.com
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I love my kibble
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why are u, as a man, not simply freezing to death for ur wrongdoings??? #TrueDetectiveNightCountry – at California, USA
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yes, but, where is the icon @aliciadcarroll – at California, USA
The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) profile pictureThe Hollywood Reporter
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No more "we can't find any black female writers": Here are 62 scribes in one photo thr.cm/7fzpiq
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