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normal person@arianadotgovNov 4

they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter

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@isladelucaNov 3

he asked me what’s my body count i said counting or not counting gang violence

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Images AI Could Never Recreate

@imagesaicouldntNov 1

it’s over

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☥⛧⸸Vick⸸⛧☥@Vick_AranhaNov 1

É esse o nível de fantasia que eu espero de gente rica não um cropped e delineado colorido

@21metgalaNov 1

Heidi Klum at Heidi Klum's 25th Annual Halloween Party.

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Image from 21 (@21metgala)

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Michael Kaiser@hoesFwKaiserOct 31

i never gaf because gaf backwards is fag and i aint no homo

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۟@quietthewinterOct 31

everyone in the nhl wants trade man just get on grindr stop making it our problem

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renata ⭐@teamowshOct 31

i should've known it was the pregnancy glow all along. congratulations, will smith!!

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Image from renata ⭐ (@teamowsh)

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mars c:@tinmanhasaheartOct 30

if you like strawberry lemonade you should try cocaine

allie .ᐟ@fangirltisticOct 30

because ao3 is down we should all watch dsmp vods instead

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maren🍒@the0nlygirlOct 30

OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE CANT DO LITERALLY ANYTHING

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Image from maren🍒 (@the0nlygirl)

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Spencer Anderson@NHLspencerOct 30

Sidney Crosby is REFUSING to play hockey until AO3 is back up and running. Part of Sidney’s pregame superstition is to read one gay fanfiction about him and his teammate Evgeni Malkin. He cannot play unless he reads one. Crosby and management refused to comment. #LetsGoPens

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elle 𓂁@sleeplssnseoulOct 30

è sempre “ti amo” e mai “in un modo o nell’altro finiamo sempre per trovarci e sappiamo sempre dove saremo”

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igaddafi soya@HiHiJets_twtOct 30

Maybe I deserved it…

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Image from igaddafi soya (@HiHiJets_twt)

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hazy 💨@HazykevOct 29

moved to Vancouver and I am back in Calgary to visit and holy shit this city is straight buns bro omg 😭

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🏆 gracie ☆@lesbichuuOct 28

jack hughes sleep paralysis demon

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philosophy memes 🔗

@philosophymeme0Oct 27

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@horseimageOct 27

Image from horse (@horseimage)

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kristen?@alcetaurOct 27

the rabbit is ratatouilling him under that helmet

Devin Cooley in his last four games: 4-0-0 1.5 GAA .955 Sv% Unconscious. 🔥

Devin Cooley in a Calgary Flames uniform

ALT Devin Cooley in a Calgary Flames uniform

Devin Cooley in a Calgary Flames uniform celebrating a win

ALT Devin Cooley in a Calgary Flames uniform celebrating a win

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sam dickinson’s beauty pill dealer@stennymackOct 27

Image from sam dickinson’s beauty pill dealer (@stennymack)

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marco¹⁴@14WEBBONSOOct 26

my hockey players sexuality tier list

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swizkii@swizkiiOct 25

Every Canadian remembers where they were when Chapters became Indigo

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