Gregarious misanthrope. Friend of Labradors everywhere
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Peter Edwards retweeted
It must be so frustrating to be a Conservative politician and to have all these fantastic ideas for how to make the country better so soon after having 14 years in power when all they did was make the country worse.
Peter Edwards retweeted
Spotted this beer in a Danish 🇩🇰 store today.
Is that Donald Trump on the label?
Peter Edwards retweeted
I like how Colombia v Switzerland tonight has been dubbed Charlie vs the Chocolate Factory.
Another act of national self-harm. The now firmly-established revolving door Premiership robs us off stability. You only need to look at who's delighted by Starmer's resignation to know how bad this is. Honestly, fuck Andy Burnham, Wes Streeting and all those who sail in them
Peter Edwards retweeted
“Britain is a Christian country” usually translates to:
“I haven’t been to church in 15 years but I need a reason to hate immigrants.”
Peter Edwards retweeted
If Andy Burnham wins Makerfield, he’ll claim it’s because he’s marvellous.
If Andy Burnham loses Makerfield, he’ll claim it’s because Starmer isn’t.
Either way, Burnham wins.
Peter Edwards retweeted
The most popular joke in 🇭🇺A man comes to the Prime Minister’s office, knocks, walks up to security and says:
— Good afternoon! I’d like to speak with Viktor Orbán.
— He doesn’t work here anymore.
— I see…,” the man says as he leaves, but a minute later he comes back.
— Good afternoon! I’d like to speak with Viktor Orbán.
— Sir, I already told you! He doesn’t work here anymore!
— I understand…,” the man says. “It’s just so nice to hear it.”
Peter Edwards retweeted
Congratulations to Westminster Council for their acceptance of Banksy’s brilliant statue near Pall Mall. Let’s hope it stays — a welcome note of calmness and humour at a time of growing extremism.
Peter Edwards retweeted
I’m reminded of Churchill:
‘We shall f*cking fight those bastards on the f*cking beaches, we shall fight on the f*cking landing f*cking grounds, we shall fight in the f*cking fields & in the f*cking streets,we shall fight in the f*cking hills; we shall never f*cking surrender.’
'Ben-Gvir, among the most ardent backers of the bill, has repeatedly worn a noose-shaped lapel pin – a symbol of the method by which Palestinians could be executed under the proposed law.'
This messianic death cult believes Palestinians are untermensch
theguardian.com/world/2026/m…
