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ceo of gingers • OSHA certified milf • fuck you, im married • tummy ache sufferer • call me ginger

Joined November 2020
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just saw the name brooklyn spelled “brooklynne” & im fuckin PISSED
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my favorite thing about giving birth to my oldest so close to halloween was everyone coming to see us in the hospital in full costume bc I was supposed to be going to a halloween party that night (I wasnt due for 2 more weeks)
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texas feels like if vegas was pretending to be missouri
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moms be like “what makes you think I could do that?” & then they do that shit
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I love my stinky gorl
Today is National Cat Day.
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do u guys still wanna be friends?
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lets just ignore that the caption said london wanted to be chip bc thats her favorite character
The difference between having a narcissistic mother VS a happy family
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he was trying to have a TIME
An Arizona orthopedic surgeon allegedly tried to board a five-night Bahamas cruise with MDMA, THC gummies, vape oil, lollipops, and psychedelic chocolates in his luggage. And some of the ecstasy pills were stamped with the Tesla logo. 😂 Dr. Jacob Henrichsen, 38, was arrested at PortMiami after customs officers discovered the assortment during a baggage inspection. Investigators reportedly found nearly 12 grams of MDMA, approximately 160 grams of mushroom-branded chocolate that preliminarily field-tested positive for LSD-related properties, and more than 300 grams of THC products. Henrichsen faces three felony charges, including MDMA trafficking. He’s pleaded not guilty, and his attorney is disputing how the drug quantities were calculated. Now, I have questions. Was this all for personal use? Was he planning to share? And why would someone with a medical career risk everything over a five-night cruise? Because I would LOVE to know what this man’s vacation itinerary looked like. 📸 Miami-Dade Corrections and Rehabilitation Department
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remind me to never get my child a costume that comes with a wig ever again
still sick but not as sick & I have to do some wild face paint before sending the kids to school
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still sick but not as sick & I have to do some wild face paint before sending the kids to school
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tryna see the hat man this morning
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mommy is sick 🤒
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yes I cried over how beautiful the moon was last night
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responsible for a bunch of 8 year old girls today sos
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my baby had a breakfast tea party with her bestie this morning 🥰
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hit ya car & rang ya bell sorry
Someone hit my car this morning but at least they left me a note...
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my watch was paused for my whole work out 😪
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my kid spent her morning asking about prime numbers
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youre gonna kill me but “well a little bit, but it felt good” made me giggle sorry sorry sorry
no one saw that last bit coming...
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I went to the gym, read a little & packed my kids lunch all before 8am who is she
i dont want to be a human today 🙃
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