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Pallet Town
Joined February 2012
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This is how you leave international football.
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Messi is gonna retire with scenes just like this next week
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Waking up on October 1st like 🎃 👻 #October #Halloween
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i don’t trust twitter accounts made after 2020 tbh. real twitter OGs been here since 2010-2012
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Gas prices higher than Rob Van Dam right now
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Tribal Chief Roman Reigns needed 4 people to beat ONE guy. Super Cena used to beat up 4 guys BY HIMSELF. Forget Roman he'd beat the entire bloodline by himself
Who wins? 2005-2008 Super Cena or 2020-2024 Tribal Chief Roman Reigns
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Happy Hispanic heritage month
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Just received word from King Kai. Legendary voice actor Mike McFarland has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.
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XXL Magazine
@XXL
Sep 1
⬇️ TODAY IN HIP-HOP ⬇️ 2014: ILoveMakonnen releases "Tuesday" featuring Drake 🔊
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I genuinely think Messi carrying that 2026 Argentina team to the final is one of the greatest achievements of his career.
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You know what's crazy? This shit is actually gonna fuck up someone's real life relationship 😭 "Oh, so you can take Lucia out every night, but not me? You text her back immediately but don't even answer my calls? Okay, bet."
Players may need to learn how to maintain a relationship for GTA 6. • Optional romance story between Jason & Lucia - managed by having the two spend time together outside of missions • Ways to strengthen the relationship include going shopping, visiting hair salons & doing robberies together • Ignoring text messages from the other may negatively affect your relationship • When playing as one character, you can summon the other to help out (Source: ign.com/articles/gta-6-new-g…)
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This isn’t rock music lmaoooo
MORE BLACK GIRLS DOING ROCK MUSIC PLS.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video features BINA. performing alternative R&B/neo-soul/indie track "The Art of Anger," not rock music. youtube.com/watch?v=FGfWII… open.spotify.com/artist/2cOj9uw…
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This + a long drive through Los Santos is undefeated
15 years ago today… Kendrick Lamar — A.D.H.D. (2011)
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Rob Van Dam
@TherealRVD
Aug 20
Someone been watching me. 🙂
THIS IS THE GREATEST ROB VAN DAM IMPRESSION OF ALL TIME 😭 IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS.
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That first solid cold front of fall is gonna hit like crack man…
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What Does it Mean?
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Some of you never got put in the Walls of Jericho as a kid and it shows
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Paying a $15 service fee on a food delivery app, plus a $4 delivery fee, plus a tip, just to get a cold burger delivered 45 minutes late is a scam we all willingly participate in. The convenience economy has completely blinded us to financial stupidity.
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Clowning a World Cup winner and 3 time finalist for not lifting another World Cup while stanning someone that doesn’t know what a World Cup final feels like is too funny 😂
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