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mary jane

@xbjs_

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Joined May 2014
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The views expressed here are purely for my own entertainment, thank you
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sk@onlyskp1Nov 6
Having to pee really puts things into perspective like ok none of this matters
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nessa@nessacami_Nov 5
actually
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Mark 'and Wayne' 🇯🇲 (@KingDwayney101) profile pictureMark 'and Wayne' 🇯🇲@KingDwayney101Nov 4
The roads downtown are absolutely falling apart.
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How do you keep your space tidy? And I’m talking folks with packed busy schedules and little help. Looking for systems. Once my calendar gets heavy everything falls apart
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Pedrito.@iRealPedroNov 3
low productivity weather.
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“Guys” & it’s me talking to myself
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Resko★
@Bloke_BazNov 2
“Hopefully this week is over soon” -Me on a Monday
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I need to buy a gun
Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) profile pictureBaltimore Ravens
@RavensNov 1
QB Lamar Jackson (right thumb) is questionable to return.
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SleeperNFL
@SleeperNFLNov 1
how it feels having Lamar in fantasy:
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Claire Dunphy@cee_suellaOct 31
Barita gotta stop texting me.
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future, "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present
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I have decided… I want to become a Mandeville housewife
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Been seeing a lot of people throw their garbage through their car windows lately. Idk why I thought we had stopped
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Adesuwa💞💋
@faesuwaOct 27
I think I’m fun in general but it’s the random silence you just have to endure.
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Worse: not even Wednesday
Nia 🌸 (@Niawins_) profile pictureNia 🌸@Niawins_Oct 26
Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday
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my love language is asking if you've seen the moon tonight
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This is a good game
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p.@paola_m41Oct 26
is this a threat
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Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) profile picturePhiladelphia Eagles
@EaglesOct 26
FIVE MORE HOURS ⏳
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And for the lady, perhaps, a soft, calm, relaxing, yet productive week, where everything feels like it’s working in her favor, with no one and nothing to spike her cortisol. ♥️
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I know it’s ugly but I’m 10 toes down win lose or draw. IT’S GAMEDAY BABY!!!! #FlyEaglesFly
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