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Against all odds🍀

Joined August 2024
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this was my fav scene from la casa de papel (money heist) what was yours?
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if you’re a clipper or you’ve been thinking about getting into clipping, you might want to see this. i came across BetaClips and it makes the whole process a lot easier. 🧵
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My thoughts are too loud😪
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You can be the nicest person on earth, and still the villain in someone else's badly narrated story. Don't stress it.
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sometimes I hear a song from primary school and remember exactly where I used to sit
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Rashford should just leave my club…💔 He can start business if he wants to, I’ll personally fund it 🙏🏽
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Who the fuck came up with that lie, sayin words don’t hurt?
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Stop normalising suffering in the name of love. Love is not suffering
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What if bandits just go vacation...!!🥹 This one wey i never dey hear bandits news 🤷
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To be rich, to be wealthy, To not to marry a smoker.
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realizing you can handle your own problems changes how much you tolerate from everybody else
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What I know how to do best is ghosting. I can ghost you forever without any reason.
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How can i identify whether a girl has HIV before having sex with her?
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I just dey observe this my cord low-key make e sha no be wetin I dey think ooo😏
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can't lie, this week lasted 5 minutes 😭😭
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Even as I don guide, I still dey chop like poor person... Nobi me go spend lavishly con dey regret after 2 months 😂
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Man u and Chelsea i no come know which of them useless pass
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Some friendships ended because one person stopped being useful. 💔 Nobody wants to have that convo cos it could be them. 🌝 •
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Having the last Sex night with my GF before Monday comes... School resuming tomorrow and she's got WAEC/Jamb exams to prepare for.😌
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Uplift your day one's sometimes they are the only ones by your side.
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Opening up sometimes feels like talking to a cop… anything you say can and will be used against you 💔
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