partner's been trying to beat me at daily steps and actually got in 27k on a fucking treadmill 😭😭😭
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this was before i realised i was queer, but i had this one history teacher whom i was trying so hard to impress that i would only ever study her subject. and that’s how i developed an interest in history 😭
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i glued mine back together
smoking the camel i broke in half #idgaf life is expensive and this cigarette was expensiver
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global warming has really come through for me because my november laundry has dried overnight instead of taking two whole days :-))))) <3
houseflies are so weird. why come into my room if you're going to spend the rest of your time desperately trying to get out
i’m so paranoid about people taking pictures of me without my knowledge and posting them online
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send some hate his way pls
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my mother’s bengali gene clearly skipped me because i cannot be trusted to eat fish without choking on a bone










