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@whereisaleylongo // demon child who loves hummus // she her🇮🇹

Joined October 2011
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cirie: "um" the crowd: #Survivor50
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Everytime I’m seated at a large table with more than 4 people, this is all that’s going through my head. I’m not listening to what anyone is saying to me, I’m just trying to stop myself from doing this.
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Congress - there is still time to act and prioritize the fight against cancer by including a pathway to coverage for multi-cancer early detection tests in Medicare (#MCEDAct) in a year-end package. @SpeakerJohnson @LeaderMcConnell @RepJeffries @SenSchumer
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Barnard college once again producing the worlds leading scholars
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I’m a leaver. I will LEAVE. Anything I don’t like, I’m leaving. This goes for everything in life. I will literally walk away.
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god I would eat this shit uppppp
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Its the bad blood music video but for girls that do coke
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Me
roommates are the worst. mine just made table side tagliatelle and left the entire cheese wheel in the sink
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hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes
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Happy day light savings
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The thing about Fred Armisen in a wig is… those aren’t characters at all to me… These are real women and I feel like I know them… their stories matter
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Mount Rushmore for people with communication degrees
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I would not hook up with the grinch but i would feel good if i found that he wanted hook up with me
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