lin - LAGI MENANGIS HEBAT MARTIN UPDATE

martin, post a selca. martin, post a selca. martin, post a selca. martin, post a selca. martin, post a selca. today marks day 21. THREE WEEKS. 504 hours. the last time you posted a selca was october 8, martin. october 8. do you understand how long ago that was? the first few days, i thought, “okay, he just posted one, i can wait.” by the fourth day, i started missing your face a little. by the seventh day, i thought, “okay, surely a new selca is coming soon.” by the tenth day, i started looking at your old pictures like they were newly released content. by the fourteenth day, i realized we were officially two weeks into this selca drought. by the seventeenth day, i was wondering if you even remembered how to open your front camera. and now, on the twenty-first day, THREE WHOLE WEEKS LATER, i am still here. congratulations, martin. you’ve officially made it 21 days without posting a selca. martin, i’m not asking for much. i’m not asking for a whole photoshoot or 20 selfies. just one. a mirror selfie is fine. a random picture of your face is fine. even a blurry picture with half your face cut off is fine. literally anything. you could post the worst selfie ever taken, and i’d still be happy, so please post a selca already. at this point, i don’t even know if i’m waiting for a selca or a national holiday. every time you post something, i hope there’s a picture of you, but there’s nothing. martin, did you forget how to use your front camera? please prove to me that you still know how to take a selfie. and you know what’s actually funny? the moment you finally post a selca, i’m going to be happy like nothing ever happened. i’ll be screaming “MARTIN SELCA ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ” and spend the whole day obsessing over one picture. that’s honestly the most annoying part. so post one before i lose the little bit of pride i have left. i can even kindly explain every single step you need to take to post a selca. pick up your phone. open the camera. switch to the front camera. look at yourself. take a picture. open weverse. upload the picture. press post. DONE. seriously, it probably takes less than a minute. i’ve been waiting for 21 days, and you could end this entire selca drought in under 60 seconds. where else in the world can you find such a cost-effective fan happiness project? one picture, martin. ONE PICTURE. the return on investment would be astronomical. martin, post a selca right now. october 8 was THREE WEEKS AGO. how much longer are we supposed to survive on the same pictures? i’m really saying this for the last time. martin, post a selca. we’re still alive. we’re waiting for you. 21 days is enough. three weeks, martin. THREE WEEKS. you don’t need a fancy outfit. you don’t need perfect lighting. you don’t need a special occasion. one picture is enough. even a blurry one is enough. even a random one is enough. even a picture with no caption is enough. so please, just post a selca. and then act like nothing happened and upload the prettiest picture ever taken, because i’ll stupidly forgive you for these 21 days all over again. martin, POST A SELCA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!