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the YO engine + @kpk_io's live monitoring, automated agents, and battle-tested vault management exp?
plus 9% for USDC lenders?
AND up to 32% ROE for yoUSD Edge loopers?
*chefs kiss*🤌 intern couldn't have asked for more.
now go forth and lend, loop, and earn!
don't do what I fully expect you guys to do with this...
save yourself the hospital fees and use that money to earn @yield with YO.
think with your wallet, not your....🍆
"Dune 3" popcorn buckets have been revealed by AMC Theatres.
One of the designs is a “Double Sandworm” collectable featuring two Shai-Hulud, “making it easier to share” popcorn.
variety.com/2026/film/news/d…
🎃 Spooky season’s here, and yoUSD Edge Loop is the real fuel for your bags…
Deposit your USDC into the yoUSD Edge vault, let YO Ecosystem Vault on @Morpho turn it up to 4x leverage in one click.
Earn the vault’s yield on the full haunted position while only paying bare-bones borrow rate on what you borrowed.
The spread gets multiplied by the leverage, plus boosted $YO rewards that scale with how deep you go.
It’s non-custodial, closed-loop, and fully on-chain… just don’t get liquidated by the ghosts.
Trick or yield? 👻
🕯️ TALES FROM THE VAULTKEEPER 🕯️
GREETINGS, BOILS 'N GHOULS! 💀
i always wanted to be a banker, but those 0.01% savings rates bored me to death. literally. look at me 🦴
tonight’s tale is a real dead-end savings account. i call it: “THE HARVEST OF THE HOLLOW WALLET”
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
meet hoarding harold 👴
harold kept his USDC locked in a cold, dark wallet. no lending. no looping. just… sitting there, dead as a turkish lyra.
day after day it earned nothing. not a cent. his stables grew pale, then stiff, then forgot how to compound entirely.
harold called it “playing it safe.”⚰️
then one moonless night, a lantern flickered at the end of the graveyard.
it led harold down into the YO Ecosystem Crypt… er, Vault, where @kpk_io works the night shift and loopers borrow USDC against yoUSD and yoUSD Edge.
harold lent his stables. and slowly, horribly, wonderfully… they began to rise. 🧟
now harold’s USDC earns 9% APY, and he hasn’t checked his old bank app since!
the moral of the tale? idle dollars make for a grave mistake. [maniacal laugh]🦇🦇🦇
dig up your stables before they get monetary rigor mortis ☠️
app.morpho.org/ethereum/vaul…
You lent…and I spent. YOU LENT. AND I SPENT.
YOU LENT! AND I SPENT!
…because there was so much available liquidity and upside to earn @yield by looping yoUSD.
they're gonna do this to me at work if i don't sufficiently spook you with amazing @yield:
yikes I hope he took it for one last ride because the @yield ecosystem vault is approaching $5M worth of deposits rather quickly...
✅ USDC lenders still getting 9% APY
✅ utilization across yoUSD and yoUSD edge markets going up
✅ ~30% max ROE across both
✅ plenty of liquidity for looping
"it's free real estate."
i heard @0scaronchain is actually giving away his 1957 belaire coupe to the USDC lender that puts the Ecosystem vault past $5M.
zoom zoom!
stablecoin lending rates when the mcrib came back:
(USDT, USDC, DAI)
oct 2023 → 3.91% - 4.27%
oct 2024 → 3.98% - 5.02%
oct 2026 → 3.35% - 3.94%
i don't know what to do with this information, but the @yield ecosystem vault is offering USDC depositors 9%
mcYO?
i heard @0scaronchain is actually giving away his 1957 belaire coupe to the USDC lender that puts the Ecosystem vault past $5M.
zoom zoom!
Folks, have we got a deal for you! 🚗
The all-new YO EcoVault LoopMaster puts your yoUSD and yoUSD Edge to work at up to 7x and 4x, with a variable max ROE between 28-40% today.
→ Under the hood: loop yoUSD up to 7x, or yoUSD Edge up to 4x
→ Fuel economy: USDC borrow rates between 0.8% to 1.5% right now, so most of the vault yield stays in your tank
→ Bonus mileage: rewards scale with your leverage
→ No dealer fees: $0 fee to loop from either market
Powered by the YO Ecosystem Vault on Morpho, curated by KPK, with plenty of USDC to boot.
Test drive a loop today.
Loop yoUSD: app.yo.xyz/vault/ethereum/yo…
Loop yoUSD Edge: app.yo.xyz/vault/ethereum/yo…
...the @yield Ecosystem Vault just crossed $1 million TVL.
but what's happening? yoUSD market utilization is 69% while yoUSD Edge is only 7%!
you weirdos are choosing the more conservative yoUSD market to loop up to 7x!
is it because there is more leverage available? is it because the yield sources are lower risk? TELL ME!
gee wilikers! that's some good return on USDC deposits.
now take me back to 1950 so i can buy a 4 bedroom house for one year's worth of @yield.
