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Emily

@ylime620

Enthusiastic, nerdy, and sometimes funny. things you will find here: romance πŸ“š, baseball ⚾, classic movies 🍿, figure skating ⛸️

Joined March 2013
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β€œWhy do millennials end stuff with lol” BECAUSE YALL DONT KNOW HOW TO READ SARCASM
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blaming the romance genre for why kids aren’t reading as much as they did a decade ago is absolutely insane like I think it probably has more to do with the iPad than ACOTAR lmao
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I’m just picturing the Pope saying sheeeiii
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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping day to all who celebrate
Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) profile pictureZack Bornstein@ZackBornstein8 Nov 2020
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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One of the more exciting parts of this election - among many - is the return of a religious left.
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The only time I think wokeness genuinely went too far was when everyone kept saying β€˜Baby It’s Cold Outside’ was about date rape or something
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Paul Blest@pblestNov 6
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Jeb Bush
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynNov 6
Trump: Go ahead, you can clap
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What are they gonna do, poll each other?
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"they noticed you're scaring the hoes" is perhaps the best 2026 midterms take yet
🚩Dan Credentials🚩 (@CharlemagnumPI) profile picture🚩Dan Credentials🚩@CharlemagnumPINov 5
Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
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North Carolina is undefeated this week
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 6
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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katie@anaphylacticaNov 5
finally got my drivers license recently and the cool thing they don't tell you about it is that you can literally just drive to the movies whenever you want. like you can just go there and see a movie. that's so cool
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every headline in the southern blunami: "Davis-Booth-Stonewall County, which went +74 for George Wallace and +82 for Strom Thurmond, has just elected its first black transgender county clerk"
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talia@taliasbonninNov 5
Why are we calling it Blississippi when we have Flippissippi or Missiflippi instead
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So odd how we're not calling years of below-inflation pay rises "quiet paycutting"
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsNov 3
'Quiet quitting' could be hitting the economy - here's why bbc.in/4ijTORZ
'Quiet quitting' could be hitting the economy - here's why

'Quiet quitting' could be hitting the economy - here's why

Britons have become less engaged with the jobs they do and are less willing to put in extra effort, a report has found.

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insane that this 10 year old 100% caused her to lose her reelection
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Warren (@swd2) profile pictureWarren
@swd2Nov 4
A 10-year old boy wrote Virginia Foxx a letter as part of a school project. He had to write a persuasive essay and he chose tax credits for electric vehicles. The congresswoman responded by ripping him & his teacher. Last night, voters retired Rep. Foxx.
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everybody thinks southerners are stupid and the south is terrible until it comes time to send them kids to college, suddenly they wanna come to Duke and UNC schools
dash (@thedigitaldash_) profile picturedash@thedigitaldash_Nov 4
it really bothers me that non-southerners call southerners stupid illiterate hicks until it’s time to extract political power from us. i think that in itself is enough to desire and imagine more beyond current electoral politics. like this can’t be all there is
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M*A*S*H: M*A*S*H was so progressive that they implied Trapper and Ginger were an item and nobody had an issue with it. Person: That’s great. M*A*S*H fan: Also, at the beginning, they had a Black doctor who worked with them. Person: Really? What was his name? M*A*S*H fan:
kolla !! nrw VOY / nw M*A*S*Hπ“‚ƒβœ (@timetogetalone) profile picturekolla !! nrw VOY / nw M*A*S*Hπ“‚ƒβœ@timetogetaloneNov 5
where did Ginger Bayliss go I miss her. minor character whom I miss deeply
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me as I watch The Americans
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the x files is such a comfort show to me even though there is nothing comfortable happening to anyone ever in any episode of the x files
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I've thought about this a lot and I'm starting to realize that the entire political spectrum misread the sports stuff from 2018 onward. Most Americans haven't gone insane about trans people. They've gone insane about youth sports.
Slazac πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΌπŸŒ (@TrueSlazac) profile pictureSlazac πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΌπŸŒ
@TrueSlazacNov 4
A lot of anti-trans ballot measures won, but this one in deep red Missouri failed because it was tied to an abortion ban Which proves that while most voters are against transgender rights, it’s usually the least of their concern and they would prioritize literally anything else
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People keep saying that we can't pass anything because of the veto but I urge Democrats to remember that this President often agrees with whoever was the last person in the room and whoever complimented his decor
Wendell Pierce (@WendellPierce) profile pictureWendell Pierce
@WendellPierceNov 4
NOW THE DEMOCRATS NOW MUST GOVERN WELL. END THE IRANIAN WAR (Congress end funding for war) JOHN LEWIS VOTING RIGHTS ACT ETHICS BILL- No Trading while in office REVERSE TARIFFS MEDICARE FOR ALL
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