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do I look like I know what a “jay peg” is?

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Joined September 2011
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every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic
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Them: You made your bed now lay in it Me: Ok this is literally my favorite thing to do
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I don’t wanna hear what a single one of yall has to say about the damn Glee reboot unless you were in the trenches like I was
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First poster for the ‘GLEE’ reboot. Coming soon to Hulu.
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“It won’t feel like this Forever” Nice try but I have the Feel Like This Forever Disorder
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but my baby likes what he likes he already took me to Cleveland and showed me The Heights! so hate all you likes this is the love of my life
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she’s got larry david eyes
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I HOPE YOU MARRY THE GIRL FROM YOUR HOMETOWN…………. And I’ll fucking kill her………. And I’ll fucking freak out……..
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i do tums recreationally
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All bad, bro! Big worries
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no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast
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Now that I’ve tried like a normal therapist, this is kind of the difference: Normal therapist: So why do you think you are scared of the hospital? OCD therapist: Okay come with me we gonna go inside the hospital, lick the floor, and watch someone get a blood transfusion
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You could spend hours in Indiana. Hours of your life. Precious and irreplaceable. Gone, forever. In Indiana.
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I wanna pee with you everywhere
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I know some of you find me insufferable sorry about that
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been SO obsessed with pushing my boulder up a hill lately omggggg could do this every day forever
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Lena Dunham has been avenged of everyone who was mean to her in the 2010s, as the prophecy foretold.
Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff have separated after 3 years of marriage, PEOPLE reports. (people.com/margaret-qualley-…)
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getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse
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