@yngdfp

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Joined March 2021
Replying to @B_Yandaa
Everybody hypes you up for the wedding and expectations of children and disappear when it’s time for them to help out. 😂
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Sisqaeron Targaryen, First of His Name, Lord of the Thong, Rider of Dragons, and Protector of the Seven Kingdoms
26 years ago today, Sisqó's 'Incomplete' was the No.1 R&B single in America.
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so I ain’t have to #scheme
ngl future the goat bruh
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Christ Tucker is undefeated in Rush Hour 2
Name a funnier nigga than Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 1 & 2
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Ngl I be waiting for the sun to come up in my neighborhood a lil bit. Between these Trump supporters forgetting “Jamal” live across the street and mountain lions I don’t be wanting noooo smoke in the morning lol.
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Crying and throwing up are two completely different ways to release something and feel better. But ain’t got NOTHING to do with pleasure. It’s crazy!
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Just watch 65 on the Giants on this play 😭
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Deshaun Watson hate Cleveland fans 😂😂😂😂 #clevelandbrowns
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Aliens and the Most Corporate Response Possible
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The oven is so much better than the air fryer my god
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If you’re fortunate to give you kids anything they want, it’s fortunate. But the demanding shit be crazy. They start talking to you like a straight bitch. Like foo who tf you snappin’ at?!
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Greenland: A U.S. Territory?
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Lil D. Roger
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Ceedi Lamb Vs The Commanders
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Finna look into these Disney Cruises.
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Throat Tattoos and lower back tattoos on dudes both should receive the same criticism .
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Asking a man if he married is a woman’s way of asking can I HIT!
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Asking “Are you married” to a OG like they going to tell you the truth while too short playing is CRAZY
Cigar Bars should not be this lit 😭😭
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One of my hopes in life is to have that '90s rich Sade Adu money... That kinda bread where you can disappear. I'm getting a landline phone and one e-mail address I'm checking like twice a day.
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Watching @djvlad reclaim his power and respect from these hosts is great to see. Gotta be mindful of all that joking in a persons face saying things that you can't take back. Although among most of his guests, Aries and Vlad actually had great content. Aries just still thinks its the 2000s.
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