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my name jacob. handle is a college football pun. acab. free palestine. he/him 18+

Washington, DC
Joined April 2013
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if u hot box this and get so high u get scared u technically become the fried chicken
forcing my friends inside colonel sanders
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just gave the wawa app power of attorney
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i need a movie recommendation for when i get off of work!!!!
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thicc saban retweeted
Amtrak has broken its annual ridership record, completing more than 37 million trips in 2026. It's the third year in a row the transit agency has set a new ridership high. (amtrak.com/content/dam/proje…)
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idk about indiana jones but an adventure horror comedy helmed by him would be pretty sick
Curry Barker wants to take INDIANA JONES somewhere MUCH darker. The filmmaker behind the breakout horror hit OBSESSION revealed that he'd love to make a seriously twisted, R-rated take on INDIANA JONES. Barker has even discussed the idea with producing partner Cooper Tomlinson, imagining a wild adventure that pushes the boundaries of the genre. It's just an idea for now, but we'd certainly be curious to see what he comes up with! Would you watch a Curry Barker-style, R-rated adventure movie? 👀
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i keep telling my friends i can’t ordain their weddings bc the first one i did ended in divorce BUT it’s actually because i know im gonna cry too much
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dane cook did a special during covid where he literally had the cameras zoom out on his property to show how rich he was lmao
Dane Cook’s Brother Robbed Him Blind. Now He’s Rebuilding His Life — And Gunning for a Comeback The comedian talks to Rolling Stone about the “shattering” family betrayal he’s still processing, and 'Funny Money,' the doc that traces the whole sordid tale rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…
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the blue tsunami continues
Deshaun Watson has been placed in concussion protocol.
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found out my dad has terminal cancer and i’m gonna convince him to let me get him really high for the first time
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yall gotta go see this it was SO good
‘WILDWOOD’ crossed $35M at the global box office. Budget was $100M.
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how are you gonna call her stupid when you can’t read lol it says she ended it a few months prior and he broke into her house.
why in the actual fuck would you cheat on a professional fucking ufc fighter??? alot of women are genuinely fucking stupid
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sexuality and gender is too complicated now so i just call myself a faggot and move on
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i love when he gets in a weird shape
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I'm grateful Laika is run by the son of a billionare that doesn't care how much money he loses in the course of making straight artistic fire.
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I leave the cinema thinking every movie is the greatest movie of all time, the atmosphere completely strips away my sense of objectivity for a good 24 hours
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people “combating racism” in my replies
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verity was terrible and i looooved it
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I think a lotta people just don't wanna admit they were conditioned by family and friends to think bigotry was acceptable, but broke free of that as they got older
“y’all didn’t have a racist past when u were teenagers?” no?????????????
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getting called a racist faggot for saying people can change :)
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ppl trying to cancel slayyyter over tweets from when she was 16 lmao she is from MISSOURI yall it is a cultural cesspool
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no one is defending racism i am defending the fact that people can grow and change. were the things she said indefensible? yeah. she’s 30 and a different person now lmao
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