On the phone to make a payment with credit card
Receptionist: what’s your CVC?
Me: yeah it’s a CITI card (with a friendly laugh)
Receptionist: no, the code of the back of your card
I’ve done this at least 5 times.
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@GiuliaRozzi gave birth to a baby girl wearing a mask. She wore a mask while a tiny human is being born. So why can’t you?
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I have anxiety sweat when a tiny kid on stroller saw me at a store and start talking to me in better English than mine. I say hi and ignore the rest of what she is saying👌
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I wonder when babies start smelling their parents’ morning breath💨 👶 Mine doesn’t seem to be annoyed yet when I talk to her so close in the morning after eating so much garlic the night before.
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Just had the weirdest dream that I witnessed a chicken giving birth (it screamed so loud) in front of people while I was waiting at supermarket for an old woman at seafood section to cut some frozen squid for me. And I recorded the scenes of the birth and the video went viral🐣🦑
I said to my husband after reading the news
Me “Ramy’: Mahershala Ali is gonna be guest star!! “
Him “huh? getting a star at the Grammy’s? Wha?”
He still doesn’t get my Engrish.
#ramy #MahershalaAli #notgrammys
I’m confirming ✔️my doctor’s appointment ✔️next week almost every day ✔️by text or email ✔️till one hour before ✔️
There is a hemorrhoid ointment in this @kanyewest
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I haven’t tweeted in a long while, now I need to tweet because it’s definitely YANNY. I don’t hear laurel at all. Nothing. #yannyorlaurel
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LOVE NYC. nitter.cf/avismolen/status/89722…
