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Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2011
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Tweets are a cousin of poems
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It sounds like fun to have a good time
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other people watch movies so weirdly. whenever a film cuts to a new scene or angle my brain reflexively goes “john waters could be in this shot.” that way I’m never caught off guard by anything unexpected like this.
Watching Something Wild (1986) and was not expecting a John Waters cameo as a used car salesman.
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“Love Island…” That sounds beautiful. I would love to see it for myself one day.
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In the mood to hear a crazy story
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what is zohran mamdani’s plan to deal with the vegas golden knights
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Can I get some pointless fucking foam on top of my pathetic beverage please
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Went a lil bozo on depop at jury duty yesterday
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You should not be allowed in an airport or on an airplane unless you’re 12 or older. Sorry
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When I see Mcdavid entering my team’s D zone…I get the same feeling as when I see a scary spider near me. Like somebody get that thing NOW
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Sometimes I type in “ma” on google because that usually takes me immediately to mail as in gmail but other times it doesnt populate and then Iend up googling the movie ma (2019)
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Caps fans explaining how if the Islanders, Blue Jackets and Flyers all just lose a COUPLE more games and if the Caps just win ALL of their games AND if the Penguins stay hot. We COULD get just ONE FINAL round 1 Ovi vs. Crosby matchup
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When the meat falls right off the bone 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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I’ve seen this week that people are taking lines from Nirvanna the Band the Show and really holding space with that. And feeling power in that
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I get what Milan is but what the hell is Cortina
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Watching heated rivalry naked in the living room with just Ugg boots and a beanie on biting my accent pillow that has tassles on it with the temperature in my house set to 80 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Bro last night was an Untitled Document
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#NYR are the first team in NHL history to not score a single goal in their first 3 home games of a season
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It must feel soooo good to shoot the messenger
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Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.
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