Yuri

This Zynga IPO be very inconvenient for Yuri. Do you know how much taxes I'm going to have to be paying for this?

I find some money in couch. Give to the Twitter.

I was going to put my new $100 million home on Airbnb but no way now. Would be too afraid someone would touch my miniature giraffes.

Hello Yamerica. Are you totally crazy rich yet? Oh, still just me? Very good.

Yuri wishes to invest in every snow flake that falls in San Francisco tonight.

Yuri does not care how high the vwowuation, the people of #Egypt are worth the investment.

Yuri has invested in every Super Bowl commercial.

When Yuri play roulette HE BET ALL NUMBERS

$100 Million for @Path? дешевые! How can Yuri get in? I buy at $100 billion vwowuation.

I love, how you say, super angels. When bubble burst I give them all jobs helping to carry my many bags of money.

Some VC give-a convertible note... From now on I give that plus actual convertible too! You pick, Corvette or Audi TT. I LOVE AMERICA!

Think I'll start 1000 startups just to be messing with @davemcclure

I'm only using Sequoia wood for my many indoor fireplaces these days.

Startup opulence, I haz it.

American startups are like Pokemon to me. Must be catching them all.

I give to each follower $140 dollar.

Be welcoming me to Twitter.