michael (@yvsmyk) profile picture

a civil engineer

Joined May 2023
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slowly getting to that age where a lot of people i know are getting married, omo wetin i dey do w my life
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niggas legit starting families and i’m here still getting excited by a follow back/text back from a crush🥀
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god, the shege my eyes see last year lmao, asides doomday and dune day, if you see me outside, shoot me in my fucking mouth
detty december gas in 2026 😂. to pay 30k uber and stand for artiste to come out 3 hours late. i’m fine thank you
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so a popularity contest?
The Ballon dor would be 10x more interesting if fans voted instead of journalists.
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man, i love singing drake so muchhhh.
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i like when drake is singing about girls cus i love women
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harry kane scored in 26 of 38 pl games that season, do you know how insane that is😂that’s a record btw
his last 5 games in the prem damn
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more, i swear, aboki, my life, mercy, whiskey, n word, jumbo, pray, gimmie dat he was floating
🗓️ 13 years ago today, @Iceprincezamani dropped his sophomore album "Fire of Zamani" 💿 — The album included the smash hit "Aboki" with features from Burna Boy, Sunny Neji, Wale, Wizkid, Olamide and more... What's your favourite song off the project?
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i miss boarding school man, all you had to do to bag a girl back then was rap more from beginning to end
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michael retweeted
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💫 When Harry Kane scored from the half way line against Juventus. Outstanding technique. 🤯
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gambled all night just to leave w 15k profit, i’m gonna kms🥀
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niggas be reacting to your pictures, brother please i’m not one of your hoes, just tell me my fit is fire
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get yourself some money bro
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“neymar” he useless gan, if man
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benzema, dembele, rodri skskskskskks
harry kane is the most untalented balon dor winner in the 2020’s can’t watch 3 mins of this guys comp man😹😹😹
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this would’ve been a jab if jackson didn’t actually go to bayern to stink up the yard
Put Nicolas Jackson as the main striker at Bayern and he’ll be the team’s top goal scorer
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so glad famine lawal didn’t win the balon d’or as a teenager, the messi disrespect would’ve been disgusting lmao on that note, i better see your 4th balon d’or by the time you’re 25👍🏾
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Ratio
I've always wanted to ratio a ballon dor winner
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madrid fans used to create petitions to terminate benzema’s contract, i’ll never forget
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