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E sabe o que vai acontecer quando seus dados biometricos vazarem, e você entrar com processo contra a Anatel por violação da LGPD?
O juiz vai dizer que VOCÊ tem que comprovar o dano de ter seus dados vazados.
"Ain não acontece isso!"
Antes eu até me daria ao trabalho de exemplificar com processos... mas em geral quem fala essas coisas não vale o esforço.
Brasileiros terão que validar biometria para manter linhas de celular, determina Anatel oglobo.globo.com/blogs/capit…
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12 years ago i coached a man
last month he slides into my DMs like a GHOST from another timeline
“i have 2 sons now. i need you to coach them”
do you understand what happened here
this man spent 12 YEARS raising children for one reason
he didn’t raise sons. he farmed them.
like a fucking jungler clearing camps waiting for the right moment to gank
most fathers pass down a rolex & a truck
this man passed down a SASKIO COACHING SESSION
meanwhile your dad passed down a 2009 honda civic
high cholesterol and the exact same hardstuck mentality that kept him at his warehouse job for 30 years
he watched you cry in promos and said “it’s just a game buddy”
it was never just a game. it was a test.
and your entire bloodline failed it
so i coached both boys
first thing i did was uninstall their empathy
the enemy laner isn’t a person. he’s WALKING GOLD TO BE FARMED
i gave them THE BLOODLINE PROTOCOL
NEVER BLAME
NEVER TILT
NEVER TYPE
CARRY YOUR FUCKING SELF
these boys are going to be DEMONS
two predators. same blood.
same coach. same complete absence of mercy
somewhere in korea faker just woke up in a cold sweat and doesn’t know why
i know why
your kids inherit your excuses and your student loans
his kids inherit HIGH KDA
i don’t coach players anymore
i coach BLOODLINES
in 20 years their sons will book with me
in 40 years their grandsons will book with me
in 200 years historians will trace an entire population of challenger players back to one session i ran 12 years ago while you were losing lane to a 0/10 yasuo
i’m not a coach
i’m a hereditary condition
Study the Saskio way
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"you know what i'd really like?"
"tell me"
"a red deck"
"...we can do a red deck"
"a real red deck, not some half baked power manipulation gimmick."
"i'll make you a very good traditional handmade red deck, one that is built with rush and unblockable."
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+ "you know what i'd really like?"
- "tell me"
+ "a website"
- "...we can do a website"
+ "a real website, not some claude generated neon slop, a real website"
- "i'll make you a very good traditional handmade website, one that is built with dozens of snippets from stackoverflow"
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lets give a character an LoS based stun with an extremely generous time of no LoS and we are gonna make the stun last for almost 2 seconds while giving her an ability that makes her be able to shoot 3 bullets for 500 damage each. Also the stun does like 500 damage too why not
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The problem with Disco Elysium discourse, as ever, is that people only think narrative and artistic substance is when there's words.
It's true, DE has some of the best words in gaming - among sadly little company. But there is more to artistic expression than writing!
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Also, im half joking saying this but i love thay AW2 is low key just a story about how Alan Wake is a chronic overthinker especially when it comes to writing his stories. And it takes a no-bullshit-fluff approach Saga to come in and think up the ending for the story bc Alan...

































