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Joined June 2015
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VLADDUFKRJSKRHSKRHSKJRMS VLADDY
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i log into this account twice ever year because my application to be the new owner of the red wings is being processed
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if ur seeing this on my inactive account because i ripped a 10 cent card, get off my dick and stream ateez instead :D
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and that’s how i feel about that
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[taps microphone] is this thing still on
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91 to the rafters i’m resurrected
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logging in just to laugh at the leafs again
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watching the wings getting eliminated in 4k while blashill is standing directly in front of me. pick a struggle zander
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we already know who is blocking my view
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i will tweet twice and then disappear for another 2 months but congrats ovi thank u for the history or whatever
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if i was Ilya sorokin i think i would move to a tropical country and never go on the internet again
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mahomes and drake downfall in the same night 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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am i k3lling myself? yes but i never expected them to go all the way this year with the injuries but now everyone wants to talk about the metaphorical fucking window and [gunshot]
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it honestly just blows to go out this way after the season they had even with all the injuries. but true lionsisms is believing we will be back and better next year
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you were supposed to get the embarrassment game over with in november when it didn’t matter
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it’s a lifelong curse being a fan of this team, btw
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no tiktok, no lions defense, no reason to live,
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this is a jahmyr gibbs stan account
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we want a moritz goal for our pain
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i am being personally sacrificed for the lions to win
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LIONS TIMEEEEE
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