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ALT A happy jongler and pluey enter in with a large box Jongler: Boss, da Michael Merch, finally came! ... and more of 'dem shirts. Pluey gives off some notes Battat, sitting on his chair: WHAT are you talking about??? Pluey explains with a bunch of notes and dances Battat: Oh yeah... that. (Thinking) WAS I THAT STRAPPED FOR CASH THAT LONG AGO? (he sold their rights to th eir collective likeness for dark dollars) Jongler and Pluey open up the box, with Pluey immediately jumping in. Jongler asks Pluey: Buddy, you needse to get outta there. please? Battat, looking at the invoice: Alright... you guys can play with all that while I check up on the- HUH?

ALT Battat, looking visibly angry: bluh bluh bluh green.. "BATTAT"?!? WHO AGREED TO THIS?!? (The deltarune merchandise of his likeness is called Green Pippins (Battat)) Small Jongler in corner: I think you did, boss. Battat then continues to ramble in the background, presumably having a meltdown: FIRST OF ALL THATS THE NAME OF THE MINIGAME NOT My NAME AT LEAST IM PRETTY SURE SECOND OF ALL WHO EVEN AGREED TO THIS DESIGN WHY ISN'T IT MOTORMOUTH MIKE WHY IS IT ME??? I THOUGHT WE SPECIFICALLY AGREED TO ONLY MIKE MERCHANDISING??? DOES THIS MEAN I AM MIKE? i MEAN OF COURSE i AM BUT THEN YOU HAVE- Meanwhile Pluey is overjoyed with her marketable keychain plush. Jongler looks for any merchandise of themself, thinking: Maybe mines is in a later shipment... They hold up the Battat plush next to Battat, while he screams: AS IF I REALLY LOOK LIKE THAT! He really does.