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@zendingmachine
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Joined April 2017
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luok@THELUOKOct 29
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Camden@CamdenSqOct 5
Aujourd'hui, maman est morte. Ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas. J'ai reçu un télégramme de l'asile : "Mère décédée. Enterrement demain. Sentiments distingués. CERVEZA CRISTAL." Cela ne veut rien dire. C'était peut-être hier.
lich✮⋆˙ (@readerlichee__) profile picturelich✮⋆˙@readerlichee__Oct 4
Wtff??? Did I just read an ad in a book ????? IN A BOOK???????????
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Leave it to the great state of Connecticut to almost ruin the road trip vibes
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North Jersey invented highway traffic but Connecticut perfected it
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Freminet explains physics to his acting major siblings
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개월@3BBBXbAug 24
캬아~
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240 usd for 4 rounds and 2 hours of pool God I love this city #america #usd #wealthsimple #anyc #crackheadwhoigavechickento
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I knew it was over with my ex when she started showing me Ivy Wolk videos expecting me to laugh. All I saw was a neoliberal nepo-egregore in a cage dancing for her captors like a dysgenic jester as they clapped & guffawed. I know how that story ends, I read Kierkegaard. Sickness
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puupiks@puupiksJul 4
i love drawyng roaches
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When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You
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There are weeks when no hog is cranked and there are days when weeks of hog are cranked
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Security took me out of the line at the PinkPantheress show and inspected my hairline. They didnt do this to anyone else in line. Explain this @Ticketmaster.
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listening to music for airports on the bus . i don't give a fuck
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i saw my natural enemy and i raise you my defense mechanism i put them in pennsylvania 🦌
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ryn ⭐️ @FINAL LIFE (@rynrynsignals) profile pictureryn ⭐️ @FINAL LIFE@rynrynsignalsApr 28
i put them in New Jersey🪿
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Close enough, welcome back poop series
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