brady

making the worst outfit of all time for only $8.27

nothing has been the same since we stopped putting eric roberts in every music video

now what in the hell does he need all that for

me all week

it feels soo good to take umbrage

damn it i should have been zach langsam for halloween

Oh, Pink Floyd… the irony eludes you. “We don’t need no education” is a grievous syntactical blunder. If only you used that education that you speak so poorly of you’d know it is “any,” not “no.” Oh, Pink Floyd, Pink Floyd….. Ha ha… charade you are…….

it’s truly humiliating to have this on your screen in public, even for a split second. i cover the logo with my thumb every time

chicken jockey!

gonna become a guy who says stuff like shmood and menty b

when the coffee table has one of these you know the pork chops are gonna be dry

i couldn’t even sleep last night because of how woke i’m feeling

being completely woke feels incredible

i love my smart-phone

just looked under the hood of a tesla for the first time and it was like a ken doll without pants

i just got this in the mail. okay this is awesome

baby shark isn’t even that good of a song. it’s just fine.

it’s called a milkshape because it’s the shape of a piece of milk

like once a year my friends start unironically quoting potter puppet pals and it genuinely makes me consider cutting all ties with them