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Zach Zimmerman

@zzdoublezz

~ beloved comedian ~ check out my new podcast JUDGMENT DAY

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined February 2009
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going through old hinge messages and god this one hurt
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wow women really dress like whores on halloween - someone should comment on this, preferably a man
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I hate straight Halloween what do you mean you’re not feeling well
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you’re laughing I’m telling jokes and you’re laughing 🙄
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i just hate gay halloween
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one year i'm gonna do that big T-rex costume. people in those seem like they're having the most fun.
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The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
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sedona@ser_enaaaaOct 30
complimenting a stranger’s halloween costume in NYC is similar to congratulating a stranger on their pregnancy. you better be 100% sure they don’t just Look Like That
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just saw Wicker — move over, Billy’s cock, there’s a new meatstick dominating the silver screen
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@PopBaseOct 30
Lily Allen dresses up as a Ticketmaster seat map for Halloween: “Never beating the allegations #bluedotfever”
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I thought this skeleton was getting ate out in park slope — turns out just a pumpkin birth
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Wtf is going on at Staples armadillogossip.substack.com…
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a monument of love
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@kev_eshOct 25
Elizabeth Holmes lookalike competition at Washington Square Park
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I met someone named Pearl and made the literary reference (The Scarlet Letter) not the crass one (cumming on someone's neck) and that is #growth
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Benny Feldman@FeldfrogOct 24
Some jokes from my special 🐠
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I am the backbone of my community (pay for the paramount+ account)
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Did you know you’re more likely to die on your birthday? Happy birthday!
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I also pay a little more attention when someone sets themselves on fire
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re gay
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wow I stole my own tweet
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Zach Zimmerman@zzdoublezzSep 23
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re gay
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I don’t slide into DMs, I clunkily arrive in private messages
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