Zach Zuffante (@zzuffante) header
Zach Zuffante (@zzuffante) profile picture

illustrator, author of『CIRCUIT』https://nitter.cf/t.co/F5ZvfCaREC

New York
Joined May 2009
Photo by Zach Zuffante (@zzuffante)Photo by Zach Zuffante (@zzuffante)Photo by Zach Zuffante (@zzuffante)Photo by Zach Zuffante (@zzuffante)Photo by Zach Zuffante (@zzuffante)Photo by Zach Zuffante (@zzuffante)Photo by Zach Zuffante (@zzuffante)Photo by Zach Zuffante (@zzuffante)Photo by Zach Zuffante (@zzuffante)Photo by Zach Zuffante (@zzuffante)
Catch of the day
4
3
15
8,181
mr. mime is right there
So is this just the ugliest Pokemon of all time?
10
if you don't know who he's dressed up as it's your fault trump got elected twice
Hasan Piker on the parallels between Kuma from One Piece and his own real life: "I am the sin-eater. That's what Kuma is. Not only am I the sin-eater, but I am lied about by the celestial dragons; the Epstein class of the world government. I am lied about as though I'm the most vicious tyrant of all time."
1
22
Graded trading card slabs mean nothing to me. I'll decide what condition my card is in, not some nerd with a scanner 👍
1
2
99
ohhhhh my 1st edition shadowless charizard was rated a 10 by F.U.C.K collectibles, plus I have a 1986 Michael Jordan Fleer certified by Fart Grading services, brown label.
1
21
This morning my fart triggered a full blowout in my sons diaper so I now have full control of all the diarrhea from 3 different creatures in my home. I will only use this power for good. That’s called having your affairs in order.
Just farted so bad that it made the dog take a shit on the spot and also made Erin gag so bad she had to go to the bathroom to throw up but I also had to go to the bathroom right away to resolve things. It was a huge mess. Im pretty proud of it.
2
64
A mug broke while I was washing the dishes and the handle sliced a decent gash into my finger. Now I have a new halloween costume. Frankenfinger.
2
13
209
Zach Zuffante retweeted
Bluey The Dog has died.
1
5
119
I'm discovering new child care tech every day such as if they're crying you can counter them by making your own alarm noises try it out 👍
1
4
149
お腹すいちゃった(2022の絵より一枚)
4
113
2
2,267
23,913
Zach Zuffante retweeted
Got a new N64 controller from @RockerGameMod Had the same type of steelstick on my old controller which I really like and recommend. Cool idea with the Smash start button too, I did not ask for it BUT got asked if I wanted it which I obvioulsy did. Time to stream/test it out
13
13
2
500
16,811
Zach Zuffante retweeted
nobody: absolutely no one: drill sergeants:
1
3
25
472
This book is a total abomination. The illustrations are awful and theres a page on lasagna (just the noodle not the full dish) and no rigatoni or ziti mentioned. Fuck reading me and my boy hate reading
2
6
225
Theres a page on rotelle. Who the fuck ever eats wagon wheel pasta? BULLSHIT
1
3
76
instead of similac I accidentally gave my baby assimilac and now he's turning into a robot 🤦‍♂️ awwww mannnn!!!!!!
1
7
133
Used my sons big blue bear as a bottle holder but now I don't like the way he's looking at me
2
1
15
215
Zach Zuffante retweeted
One of my favourite things about not working is remembering how much I hate working.
1
1
35
533
I want to switch my baby to mixed powder formula but I'm worried it won't hit the same as the pre-mixed. He's a bit of a connoisseur by now.
2
81
urge to show off growing
カフェで自分が描いてる絵をライブで見せられるのって、他では全然ないアイデアだよね。 観客が居たとしても自分自身は壁に向かって集中して作業できるのもイイ!これ結構やってみたい絵師はいるんじゃないだろうか👀
1
127
Zohran knows ball
2
90
フランスの出版社さんに『南蛮人』のPVを作っていただきました。10月30日に単行本発売します。 dps.shogakukan.co.jp/nanbanj… <スタッフ>
4
856
43
4,886
183,751