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Huge shoutout to my mom for not strangling me when things got tough.

BREAKING: Lululemon founder Chip Wilson, worth $6.1 billion, is getting a divorce from his wife. There is no prenup in place.

what was diddy looking at? 😭

JUST IN: Vibe coder catches Claude viewing adult content in Chrome during a debugging session, leading the internet to declare "artificial gooner intelligence" has been achieved.

Anonymous former University of Alabama sorority member says former coach Lane Kiffin used to message her at all hours of the day, Via @PeteNokos “He was constantly texting my phone and sending me pictures that I didn’t ask for. It’s like he was horny 24/7”

Churches are free, yet they stay empty. Clubs cost money yet they are full of people. The path till heaven feels like hell, but the path to hell feels like heaven.

How is Dutch a real language?💀🇳🇱

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders has proposed a global pause on advanced AI development.

JUST IN: “Rich Dad Poor Dad” author Robert Kiyosaki reveals he is $1,200,000,000.00 in debt.

“You got this Tua” - Tua

The bar is set so low

Am I fat? Boomers: “You could lose a few pounds” Millennials: “No, you’re beautiful” Gen Z: “We don’t body shame” Gen X: “I know 5 fat people and you’re 4 of them”

The most legal way to deal with Flock cameras.

JUST IN: Bill Gates urges governments to create “Human Reserved” jobs that AI & robots would be prohibited from replacing.

employee: 3k, 3k, 3k, 3k, 3k, 3k, 3k, 3k freelancer: 1k, 2k, 4k, 3k, 6k, 5k, 7k, 8k business owner: 0, 0, 0, 2k, 5k, 10k, 30k, 60k crypto investors : -1k, -1k, -1k, -1k, -1k, -1k, -1k, +1m

Cowboys are waiving OL Shiyazh Pete, who provided one of the great preseason moments this summer.

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JUST IN: Gen Z men are skipping showers before dates to “pheromone-maxx,” hoping their natural scent will make them more attractive. — Fox