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George tries to support a loved one. I knew he hadn't listened when the midwife told him how to hold Breeze... #TheArchers

Helen finds herself in a web of deception. Of course she does, she's spent years building it! #TheArchers

It’s panic stations for Will. Has he been trapped with Breeze and a full nappy? #TheArchers

Elizabeth attempts to do the right thing. You don't mean that... no, she wouldn't. Would she? She's not going to let Freddie come into his inheritance, is she? #TheArchers

Keira pushes her luck. She attempts to get access to Henwee whilst he's at home, guarded by Hellqueen? #TheArchers

Rex attempts to bury the truth. Oooh, are the rumours that he's the Nude Cyclist of Rosearran true? Let him take off his bicycle clips and we can get to the bottom of this. #TheArchers

Zainab comes to the rescue. Oh blimey, has a beaver got out and is steadily munching its way through Adam? #TheArchers

Lily has major concerns. Let me see now... she's working for her family's direct competition, a chimney's just smashed the one bit of her family business she actually may give a shit about and she's bonking Fallon's leavings. Concerns about what? #TheArchers

Will history repeat itself for David? Is there a badger and a twelve bore? A banner on a roof? A new cowman at Brokefailed? #TheArchers

Harrison tries to maintain order. Oh dear. Riots are the order of the day then. #TheArchers #KeepTheArchersInBrum #FreeStella

Vince is in trouble. Lizzard is furious that he leaked her plan to put the boot in to Freddie with the Trustees... #TheArchers

The storm clouds gather in Ambridge. Well, as long as George, Eddie, Mince and Lizzard get either sucked up in a tornado or struck by lightning, everything's fine. Pip too. #TheArchers #FreeStella

Khalil has some making up to do. Oh, has Chelsea taken him on as an apprentice? #TheArchers

Freddie’s feelings are hurt. Mince and Lizzard gleefully tell him they've gone and put the boot in with the Trustees. Again. #TheArchers

Jazzer gets a worrying insight. Helen, having moved in next door, might never leave. Ever. Jings crivens helpmaboab. It's enough to curdle yer sporran. #TheArchers

Stella puts her foot in it. Pip's screams were heard as far away as Rosearran! #TheArchers

Keira is angling for an invitation. Oh, I wonder who from? Is she chasing the Pyrex Kid? #TheArchers

Vince expresses concerns for a loved one. "Our Steph's not been having much luck in love these days, I've even had to put extra security on the sausage store. Freddie, do you think you can help her? I'll provide both bags." #TheArchers

Usha attempts a difficult negotiation. Trump and the truth? Or is it something more intractable, like Anna vs Alan, to the seventh bell? #TheArchers

Is reconciliation on the cards for Ruth? With whom? Khalil? Lynda? Even, with severe hopes of more erotic overtones, Stella? #TheArchers