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Ndlovukazi

@2uli

Mommy | @Purpulhair | @GirlTalkZa | 📩 [email protected]

 Ghana - South Africa
Joined October 2009
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Lol had an elderly Indian woman call us snoobab... She used to say "oh my little snoobab" with a smile... Turns out snoobab is baboons backwards.
Mr Dlamini (@Ant_089) profile pictureMr Dlamini@Ant_089Nov 11
Replying to @Ant_089
I made a couple of friends on our street at some point and they gave me the name “Jack”. Here I was happy that my friends gave me a name kanti it was just code word for kaffir 😂
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Mntrazana@moanerleaser22h
I also think some people think patriotism begins and ends with the threat to their own rights and freedoms & does not extend to the overall wellbeing of the country & its citizens.
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this was a silly idea to start with ....DHA needs bring its reform on the refugee program back to parly
Baas Kruger 2.0 (@BaasKruger) profile pictureBaas Kruger 2.0@BaasKruger20h
🚨BREAKING: Home Affairs has changed it's email address for online asylum seeker applications because of the flood of bogus applications by South Africans .... 1st comment
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No. Only happened when Zuma was giving speeches and stuff like that. Wena uzweni?
Sharné Zoë (@Zoe_SZi) profile pictureSharné Zoë@Zoe_SZi7h
Has the Rand shared its opinion yet on the coalition talks?
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Lelo@lelowhatsgood4h
we’re at an all-time low on empathy.
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Lungah___@Lungah___Nov 9
Goodness gracious! We cannot afford to live in our country but here’s Jordan talking about our cheap it is to live here.
Jordan 🇦🇺 (@Geologo_Trader) profile pictureJordan 🇦🇺
@Geologo_TraderNov 8
ELITE food at some of the best prices I’ve seen anywhere. Cape Town 🇿🇦
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B N S L
@_BNSL22h
Give Tshwane to ActionSA Give Ekurhuleni to ANC Give Joburg to EFF Give words of comfort to DA Let's move 🙏🏻
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Tara Roos
@tarathinks16h
I am genuinely mind-boggled by the fact that South Africa has more unemployed people than taxpayers, yet the GNU still has no clear direction on how it intends to tackle unemployment.
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‼️When DA influencers try to spin a story to suit their agenda. #FactsMatter
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INFIL // EXFIL 🇿🇦 (@InfilExfil) profile pictureINFIL // EXFIL 🇿🇦
@InfilExfilNov 11
A live poll televised from Newsroom Africa asked it's viewers which coalition they wished to see in JHB. Here are those results:
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There you have it, DA is in full support of Phil Craig’s Cape independence plan of creating a genocidal state in SA.
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REBEL (@rebelreloaded) profile picture
REBEL
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The empty land myth.
REBEL (@rebelreloaded) profile pictureREBEL
@rebelreloaded9h
The empty land theory will remain just that, a THEORY.
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The fake chat you have to do with men just to get serviced?
yolanda the mental (@landamentally) profile pictureyolanda the mental@landamentally23h
nawe uqond’ba udikiwe but awufun’ba si statistic 🫩 we’re in the dweeeeng sana
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Bafazi ngeke. We're opening this stokfela. We buy one cut cow, veggies from the city deep market and we keep it moving. Cause WTF are these prices? Lapho I saw someone buy 10KG of onions there ngo R80. I just bought 4 pieces ngo R40.
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Doll! I am shocked at the exact amount cause what do you mean onions are R40??????????
KakistocracyCitizen (@SueFay1) profile pictureKakistocracyCitizen@SueFay16h
Replying to @2uli
I couldn't believe that 1kg costs R40! On the clock app, people are buying in bulk at the fresh produce market, at bargain prices.
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Can't believe onions are so expensive.
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Life in the Congo Basin (my favourite corner of the world) 🥰 #thepopishow
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My son will know me bandla today. He kept on playing kwi simulator instead of prepping for school. So he is about to wake up ke and prepare. Angidlali Mina
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Mr Dlamini@Ant_089Nov 11
Should I ask my parents why they decided to take us to an Indian school in 1996?
ghostof the10thMan 🇿🇦 (@shabs24171) profile pictureghostof the10thMan 🇿🇦@shabs24171Nov 11
Replying to @Ant_089
...why do you guys do this (go to Indian schools) when apartheid ended 30 years ago. your ilk must force stop yourselves from frequenting these schools.
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🌸@SisMbali__19h
Very interesting choice of words when address black South Africans. Even if people are wrong, the choice of words is very telling. Angikaze nginibone nibiza abanye with such derogatory names when they are wrong. The engagement is always respectful.
Mbekezeli (@MbekezeliMB) profile pictureMbekezeli@MbekezeliMB23h
You guys were raised feral rats who do not know Ubuntu. It shows. Luckily, that is not true of most South Africans. Because the next thing you’ll say is that Venda people are insistent on sharing avocados and mangoes from home, as if it’s not a wonderful gesture we all love.
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The JHB Municipal budget is just under R100 billion. OPEX is R90 billion. He is standing in the way of that money going to almost exclusively to white businesses and contractors. This is the pne time whites feel that 30% actually matters.
Zintle Zimbini (@ZinhleMamfengu) profile pictureZintle Zimbini@ZinhleMamfenguNov 11
I'm so confused, why are white people attacking Herman Mashaba 😭😭😭??
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