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Ghana - South Africa
Joined October 2009
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Lol had an elderly Indian woman call us snoobab... She used to say "oh my little snoobab" with a smile... Turns out snoobab is baboons backwards.
Replying to @Ant_089
I made a couple of friends on our street at some point and they gave me the name “Jack”. Here I was happy that my friends gave me a name kanti it was just code word for kaffir 😂
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I also think some people think patriotism begins and ends with the threat to their own rights and freedoms & does not extend to the overall wellbeing of the country & its citizens.
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this was a silly idea to start with ....DHA needs bring its reform on the refugee program back to parly
🚨BREAKING: Home Affairs has changed it's email address for online asylum seeker applications because of the flood of bogus applications by South Africans .... 1st comment
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we’re at an all-time low on empathy.
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Goodness gracious! We cannot afford to live in our country but here’s Jordan talking about our cheap it is to live here.
ELITE food at some of the best prices I’ve seen anywhere. Cape Town 🇿🇦
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Give Tshwane to ActionSA Give Ekurhuleni to ANC Give Joburg to EFF Give words of comfort to DA Let's move 🙏🏻
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I am genuinely mind-boggled by the fact that South Africa has more unemployed people than taxpayers, yet the GNU still has no clear direction on how it intends to tackle unemployment.
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‼️When DA influencers try to spin a story to suit their agenda. #FactsMatter
A live poll televised from Newsroom Africa asked it's viewers which coalition they wished to see in JHB. Here are those results:
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There you have it, DA is in full support of Phil Craig’s Cape independence plan of creating a genocidal state in SA.
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The empty land myth.
The empty land theory will remain just that, a THEORY.
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Life in the Congo Basin (my favourite corner of the world) 🥰 #thepopishow
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Should I ask my parents why they decided to take us to an Indian school in 1996?
Replying to @Ant_089
...why do you guys do this (go to Indian schools) when apartheid ended 30 years ago. your ilk must force stop yourselves from frequenting these schools.
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Very interesting choice of words when address black South Africans. Even if people are wrong, the choice of words is very telling. Angikaze nginibone nibiza abanye with such derogatory names when they are wrong. The engagement is always respectful.
You guys were raised feral rats who do not know Ubuntu. It shows. Luckily, that is not true of most South Africans. Because the next thing you’ll say is that Venda people are insistent on sharing avocados and mangoes from home, as if it’s not a wonderful gesture we all love.
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The JHB Municipal budget is just under R100 billion. OPEX is R90 billion. He is standing in the way of that money going to almost exclusively to white businesses and contractors. This is the pne time whites feel that 30% actually matters.
I'm so confused, why are white people attacking Herman Mashaba 😭😭😭??
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In every conversation about religion or race, black people are expected to compromise, show cultural tolerance & accommodate everyone under the pretext that we are a “Rainbow Nation”. The burden of social cohesion & assimilation always falls disproportionately on black people. Always. Nna ke grand.
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Elsa Majimbo o thomile so.
Don’t ask me for my agency rates, I’m not going to give them to you. My prospective clients send a brief with a full scope & a keen interest to work with me. Infact, procurement ask for all our compliance docs. Quit probing how much I bill, you’re not my target market. 😉
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You didn't 'step in' you bloody bloated toad. Those were monies due to them.
Thank you, we stepped in when Hockey needed money, we stepped in when Chess SA needed assistance, all Federations get a grant from government, you might dislike me but don’t apportion blame based on your feelings, read up and understand before you come for me.
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Blame is being “apportioned” to you because you misrepresent how funds are allocated. The statement implies all money goes towards Sport, however the minister himself was responsible for R31m being used for private, none sports related travel. news24.com/sport/soccer/w…
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This is pure propaganda and misleading. To win, you need 50% plus one in South Africa. This is not high school, where you pass with 30%! There was no winner. Stop pushing DA propaganda, please!
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Yintoni law studies Yho abe lungu
Two leaders two different stories. One collapsed Tshwane whilst the other put Tshwane on a path of recovery and service delivery.
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OK, I have one big question about this Nvidia affair. Why was a guy who was cheating on his wife running around taking so many public pictures with his mistress? Like shouldn’t he just have assumed that people were gonna know he was cheating eventually because of this?
Lo único que voy a comentar del CEO de Nvidia y su amante, que en realidad era una espia del gobierno chino, es el brazalete que este le regaló a ella 🔍 Es de Van Cleef & Arpels, de la serie 'Snowflake', compuesto de oro y diamantes, con un valor de €324.000. Imaginate llevar en tu mano el valor de lo que cuesta una casa.
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