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Arcade Builder | Vinyl Collector | Art Fanatic | Sweet Seductress | The Cult of Dionysus | 248.434.5508

Just Out Of Reach
Joined February 2021
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Valet Parker ❤️❤️ Las Vegas 💫💫 Can I push your buttons and touch your joystick? 🕹🕹
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Patrick Stewart is dead??? Nooooooooooooo
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Dottie with her pug friend during nap time at puppy daycare lol
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Why do you hate white and asian women? Racist much?
Nothing pisses off a White or Asian woman who’s used to being “cunty” and praised for her intelligence more than finding out that a BROWN girl has a higher IQ, more knowledge, and more leverage than she does. Especially when she’s spent her entire life assuming she’s the smartest woman in the room.
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Zuriela Payes is a child trafficker and she apparently made more money and received better gifts than any of us lowly swers. We’re all prostitutes, but not her, not the one with prostitution charges, and child trafficking charges… she was charged with her ex bf. But anyways did you know she’s like very high IQ and speaks 3 languages? Very classy and refined individual here lol.
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Promise me if someone starts gossiping about me you will pretend to hate me too just to get all the details for us.
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Super high IQ individual lol
Replying to @702ValetParker
@702ValetParker From further analysis I’m assuming you are the Feds, the constant need to discredit what I’m saying You’re supposedly a Teacher but online 24/7 Have access to every single court system with a quickness. Are you guys mad I keep calling you out? So it’s TIME FOR FAKE CHARGES AGAIN?
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Valet Parker retweeted
I once had a dream that a man sexually assaulted my friend, and apparently my subconscious decided that the appropriate response was to become the final boss of medieval torture. Somehow, I managed to drug him, tie him up while he was unconscious, and wait patiently for him to wake up. What followed involved a thorn covered rose, and I used the thorn covered stem to sound him, once I had it worked in about 5 inches I grabbed his dick and squeezed it and then ripped the rose out. I then used a straw to sound him and once that straw was in poured salt and baking soda into the straw and then vinegar. Apparently, dream me was operating somewhere between a medieval executioner, a deranged florist and a fifth grade science fair project. Anyway I’m not entirely sure what this says about me psychologically, but I suspect Freud would have taken one look at my subconscious and immediately requested a transfer.
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Nothing is my fault and I’ve been set up and framed ever since I was 12 years old!
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Wahhhhh I was trafficked and trafficked a minor… but also I charged wayyyy more than you and was gifted blah blah blah. 😂😂😂
Some were successful? You obviously have no idea who I am, what you charge hourly is literally a fraction of what I was able to charge and was gifted. And that in no way is to brag, because I walked away from it all. You think you’re mocking me but eventually you will look like a clown. God Bless You.
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Neeeewwww achievement!
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PSA @zp_wellness is a child trafficker.
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If you're a Vegas SWer (or are visiting at the time), we'd love to see you at our next clothing swap on November 7th! We'll have FREE food and harm reduction supplies, plus raffle prizes and freebies Sponsored by @Pornhub @clips4sale
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Now lol
When will the dots start connecting? Lol
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I’m sure she’ll claim this is the person that trafficked her even though she would’ve been 20 years old at the time of the arrest. I’m just speculating here but I’d say it looks like Zuri turned and got a deal and then later recanted after her charges were dropped? Again just speculation here….
Men that support women’s “sexual” liberation and sex work have all the thoughts and talking points in the world UNTIL You ask them if they would want THEIR mom, daughter, or wife online with it busted open.
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Valet Parker retweeted
Awww look it’s me when I was only twenty and had no idea I was considered photogenic until a photographer told me so.
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I once had a dream that a man sexually assaulted my friend, and apparently my subconscious decided that the appropriate response was to become the final boss of medieval torture. Somehow, I managed to drug him, tie him up while he was unconscious, and wait patiently for him to wake up. What followed involved a thorn covered rose, and I used the thorn covered stem to sound him, once I had it worked in about 5 inches I grabbed his dick and squeezed it and then ripped the rose out. I then used a straw to sound him and once that straw was in poured salt and baking soda into the straw and then vinegar. Apparently, dream me was operating somewhere between a medieval executioner, a deranged florist and a fifth grade science fair project. Anyway I’m not entirely sure what this says about me psychologically, but I suspect Freud would have taken one look at my subconscious and immediately requested a transfer.
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I think what you’re actually getting at is that you’re upset none of these men want to date you. Because otherwise, why are you so personally bothered by men choosing to date women you clearly consider beneath you? This isn’t concern for anyone’s privacy. It’s romantic rejection masquerading as a cybersecurity PSA. And the most embarrassing part is that the women you’re looking down on aren’t even competing with you. You’re standing on a pedestal nobody asked you to climb, wondering why no one is reaching up to get you.
I genuinely wonder why men choose to date sex workers who are so public and mouthy. As if, in this day and age, someone couldn’t hack their devices and expose their entire client list, potentially affecting countless lives. I don’t know. I guess when you’re constantly seeking attention, it doesn’t matter whose privacy, reputation, or life you put at risk.
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Do any ladies that follow me remember what the average hourly rate was 20 years ago for swers? Is anyone that’s following me a veteran of the 2002-2006 era? I want to say from what I remember, it seemed like rates ranged from $350-$600 an hour but the average rate was usually $400 an hour.
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