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Portland, OR
Joined February 2009
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What's it called when you have the munchies, but for a person.
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i just wanna get paid, smoke, and be left the fuck alone.
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I love that scene in Good Will Hunting where Ben Affleck is talking to Matt Damon's titular character Will Hunting and he's like “you've got a gift man and you've gotta get outta this town and make something of yourself” and the gift in question is being really good at math and the town he needs to get out of is Boston, Massachusetts.
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Imagine in the 1700s riding 3 days to see her & there’s another horse outside.
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ideservethismaxxing
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Seeing people attack the female pilot of the crash in Florida is absolutely sickening, id like to see you stay calm when falling out the sky at 364 mph. There are some fucking terrible people in this world…
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ne kadar kıymetli bir an
ne kadar kıymetli bir an
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She was falling 27,000 feet in a minute in an iced-up jet. In about 35 seconds she declared a mayday, gave her tail number, descent rate, overspeed and a 60-degree bank. That's the job. Then she died with eight other people, and you're grading her tone. Fuck you.
A pilot should not: 🔘become hysterical 🔘speak too quickly to be intelligible 🔘say, "We're going to crash into the ground!" 🔘scream like a little girl 🔘hyperventilate 🔘scream like a little girl again A pilot needs a certain disposition. This is not it. That's the reality.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Having a front row seat to your own demise is an emotionally distressing experience and pilots have been known to scream in such situations. Western Airlines Flight 2605 being one such example. m.youtube.com/watch?v=FKLE_n…
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Arizona voters are calling election officials because they can’t find Trump on the ballot. Somewhere, a civics teacher just walked into the desert and surrendered to the coyotes.
ATTENTION VOTERS: The president is NOT on the ballot. We are receiving many calls asking why that race is missing. Also, we can't tabulate voters' hair combs, gift cards, honey-do lists, tax bills or anything besides a Yavapai County Ballot. Happy Voting!
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Using a stick of RAM to stir my coffee this morning, fuck you, Sam Altman
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Cats are cold blooded psychos. This lunatic just stared down 4 wild racoons like it was nothing.
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what is actually the point anymore
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Discussing your feelings with an avoidant is one of the most crushing things ever. It’s like speaking into a void. They don’t hear you, all they hear is attack.
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the Knicks trash can that woman tried to steal from the street
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she a baddie with her baddie friends
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Mom found out I was doing molly n my brother sent this in the family gc
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fuck mercury and the retrograde it rode in on, respectfully
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What, and I cannot stress this enough, time is it.
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the Creature
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