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Lover of good things. Hater of bad things. Kinda indifferent on neutral things. ~he/him

Ottawa, Ontario
Joined March 2020
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In Canada the blue guys are the conservatives and the red guys are also the conservatives
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Surely we can't be doing all these things at once, that sounds like a lot of work
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Alex Burley #JayKellyNation retweeted
God i wish joe Biden were alive to see this
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Alex Burley #JayKellyNation retweeted
under the american two-party system every ballot that’s handed out gets signed off on by one democratic poll worker and one republican poll worker, which means a peppy middle aged woman said “here you go Mr. Sophi!” while an old man refused to look at me i love american democracy
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Alex Burley #JayKellyNation retweeted
feel like legislators claiming that women's consent is meaningless and dismissing the possibility that we might be telling the truth when we say we enjoy particular sex acts—or indeed sex in general—is way more misogynistic than some light choking nitter.cf/CarolineVoaden/status/…
Since when was strangulation called ‘breath-play’?! There is absolutely nothing playful AT ALL about someone trying to strangle you while having sex, when you didn’t ask for it, didn’t consent and are scared for your life. WTAF…
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Alex Burley #JayKellyNation retweeted
local MP has never got head and is making it everyone else’s problem
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Alex Burley #JayKellyNation retweeted
guy who buys fjord merch
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Alex Burley #JayKellyNation retweeted
lol thats my orange butt to the right
OOOHHH MY GOD I'M SO SICK
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Very John Waters-heavy Criterion flash sale haul finally arrived from Cinema Cellar (plus a couple from the Kino Lorber sale)
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Alex Burley #JayKellyNation retweeted
this post now illegal under my godforsaken island's regime
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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Alex Burley #JayKellyNation retweeted
Imagine living life like this
🚨 November predictions! Not woke: Ghost Soldier, I Play Rocky, THE FURTHER MIS-ADVENTURES OF CLIFF BOOTH, Drummer Boy, November 1963 Slightly woke: Ebenezer, How to Rob a Bank, KILL/SAVE, Madden, Model Citizen Woke: The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping, The Cat in the Hat, Focker-in-Law, Victorian Psycho Very woke: Hexed, Steps, Elsinore Super woke: Club Kid, Tangles, Being Heumann Think we got it wrong? 🤔
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Hearing reports that Brad Bradford is currently being beaten with lead pipes
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There actually already is a Korean Digger and it's called Possible Love and it really IS the best film of the year.
If Digger was a Korean film it'd be the unanimous film of the year
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Alex Burley #JayKellyNation retweeted
thousands in legal fees now being redirected to a messy divorce instead of suing pro palestinian streamers. net positive sorry to those kids
Hila Klein reveals her husband Ethan Klein had an affair.
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Alex Burley #JayKellyNation retweeted
this is what i meant when i said you can never escape csa. your father rapes you when you’re 12 & 30 yrs later a total stranger is telling the world you’re a bad person bc of what HE did. if i described what i want to do vivek ramaswamy, i would be locked up forever.
Vivek Ramaswamy defends his ad featuring Amy Acton's estranged mother: "Politics is a tough sport. You point out where you think your opponents are flawed."
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Alex Burley #JayKellyNation retweeted
Boomer coworker made a Who’s On First reference but forgot who was on third and when I said “I don’t know” he took that as me not getting the reference. I had to stand there and nod along as he poorly explained the bit and went off about how my generation ruined comedy
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A devastating nuke has just struck Canada
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I'm shocked to find out that the guy who directed a film called "Mulholland Drive" would be a fan of Billy Wilder. Shocked!
How did a man this vanilla taste in movies make Blue Velvet? How do you put The Apartment on your top list and make a film that looks like Kenneth Anger's Scorpio Rising?
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Also The Apartment is one of the greatest films ever made btw
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you literally can't make a movie like Blue Velvet if you don't love stuff like The Apartment
How did a man this vanilla taste in movies make Blue Velvet? How do you put The Apartment on your top list and make a film that looks like Kenneth Anger's Scorpio Rising?
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