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funnily enough a while back I went looking for a green lipstick *because* I wanted to steal the high-DIO look and the ONLY green I could find after looking through stores all day was this exact colour (Gucci Valentine Verdante 704) and it's been my favourite ever since
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Like 4 years ago I went out of my way to find a bunch of lesbian and feminist zines and publications from the 70s-90s. I did find a lot of fun stuff but the majority of what I got from it was that lesbians have been having the exact same dumbass arguments for like 60 years
while I'll never endorse people using chаtGРT I won't pretend it didn't warm my heart a bit to see someone ask it 'How do you say congratulations in Brazilian Portuguese' over their shoulder
I’m at a fast food place where Mambo #5 was just playing and it’s the first time I realized not a single couplet in the chorus actually rhymes.
Executive dysfunction is like all of your abilities are on cooldown and you’re mashing buttons to try to do anything but your brain is just like “i can’t do that yet. that’s still recharging. i can’t do that yet. that spell isn’t ready yet. that’s still recharging.”
funnily enough as soon as I got the eyepatch I couldn't resist messing around with a prop cigar which I did post immediately but twitter haaaates compressing it
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genuinely fascinating watching the intellectual elite interact with the mundane world like aliens. there's a cybersmith tweet I'll never be able to find again that has me in hysterics of a photo of schwartz chicken seasoning packet mix with the caption 'might try this'. sure man

































